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camel26

Can I be your first customer for the Nessiewear line? Just remember: I'm only 5'4'', and a curvy gal...so really long legged pants are no good for my stumpiness...🙂 And besides, if the legs are TOO long, my feet will be covered up...where's the fun in that???
 
nessonite said:
Nessiewear! Excellent! LOL!
*FETISH ACCOUNTANT TRYING TO REMEMBER THE TWO MARKETING CLASSES TAKEN 20+ YEARS AGO :grind_tee * AD CAMPAIGN(IN THE ???) FOR NESSIEWARE: 1)"TIE DYE WEAR TO DIE FOR"// "FIT TO BE TIED", 2)"NO MORE SATISFYING WAY TO LEARN THE ROPES", 3)"SHE'S BOND... JANE BOND(AGE)", 4)"YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD GIRL DOWN...UNTIL NOW!!", 5)"THEY'RE KNOT VANILLA". *CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENTS* 6)MADONNA: MY LAWYER'S GONNA SUE YOUR #$!@^%* ASS OFF!!! BTW, DO THE PANTS COME IN SEE THROUGH?" 7)TOM HANKS AS FORREST GUMP: "KINKY IS AS KINKY DOES", "MOMMA ALWAYS SAID LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATE HANDCUFFS" 8) LANE BRYANT STORE MANAGER: "THIS WILL BE REALLY BIG IN OUR STORES(LIKE WHAT ISN'T?) 9) MAYTAG REPAIRMAN: " IF THE RIVETS, CHAINS, D RINGS, STUDS, ZIPPERS ETC TEAR UP YOUR MAYTAG, I'LL CRAWL NAKED OVER BROKEN GLASS TO YOUR HOUSE." 10) FEMALE WWE'S: "FOR THE FIRST TIME WE LIKE BEING ON THE ROPES" SO THE NEXT TIME YOU TIE ONE ON BE IN NESSIEWARE. ALL MY BABES WEAR NESSIEWARE(ENGLISH LEATHER COLOGNE RIPOFF) OR THEY WEAR NOTHING AT ALL. (NESSIEWARE, INC WILL NOT BE HELD( OR TIED) RESPONSIBLE FOR LOST PRODUCTIVITY OR WAGES NOR FOUND BEDSORES!) YO CAMEL BACK TO POST 1 IN THIS THREAD, ANY PROGRESS ON THE :camera: :camera: :camera: :camera: :camera: OF YOUR FEET?
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Ha--brilliant ad campaign...any thoughts on that, Ness? As to the pics of my feet, my quasi-pedicure from this past weekend is already in a shambles from dancing the night away at my sorority formal...so I will have to get it touched up before submitting my feet to the public!! 😉 Anyhoo...my ler had a really bad night, so I'm going to go cuddle with her...and dream of someday being a model/spokesperson for Nessiewear!!
 
Hey Camel,

I haven't been on the comp much lately, as for the internet being down most of the time on campus here...arrrggggh! Anyways, I will no longer be a ghost on this board... It looks like osmeone else is also looking forward to your pics... take care!
 
Spellcheck Challenged

Ness: I Apparently Think While In Your Nessie*w*e*a*r, You Also Developed Nessie*w*a*r*e.(duh!) Does The Software Help With Your Wonderful Pictures? Yo Camel, Hope Your 'ler Feels Better. With You Beside Her, That Is A Given.
 
"YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD GIRL DOWN...UNTIL NOW!!"

MAYTAG REPAIRMAN: " IF THE RIVETS, CHAINS, D RINGS, STUDS, ZIPPERS ETC TEAR UP YOUR MAYTAG, I'LL CRAWL NAKED OVER BROKEN GLASS TO YOUR HOUSE."

LOLOL! Those two are my favorites! Too funny, GT!
Actually the thought of the Maytag Man naked is sort of nauseating... 😛
And Camel I just remembered this is really YOUR thread! I'm sorry! I'll try to move this into a thread of my own! Sorry! I still cant believe how enormous this is!

And you may be 5'4" but you're still taller than me. 😛 I'm a big advocate of petite (fancy word for short) clothing but you can never find any good ones!
 
Nessie--you are my mentor, and it is an honor to have your name anywhere in a thread that bears my name.

"You can't keep a good girl down...until now!" THAT is my favorite!! And the maytag guy naked...well, I dunno...I don't think I'd want him crawling over broken glass (not into the pain thing), but maybe have him tied to a table and tickled until the newly fixed washer/dryer finishes the load?

As to the "petite" clothing hunt...it sux being short when all of the fun pants and such are made for girls with legs that are 5'4" long alone--before adding the torso and everything else. Oh well...looks like baggy pants it is!!!

Hey Nessie--can you draw me sometime? Only if you have the time and the inclination...but it would really be an honor to be in one of your creations. If you need a pic, I can send one! That would be PHENOMENAL!!!

Well, I'm off to puddle jump!! Rainy day--and I say, when life rains on your parade, you HAVE to jump in the puddles!!! 😛 Later!!!
 
This is such a happy thread! 😛

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming,swimming...............

Anyway...

Camel--When are you going topost a clearer pic of your face? I cant wait to see it!!

Nessie-- Areyou going to give me the biggest honor as a tickle freak and draw me again? 😉 Do you need some more pics? 😀
 
I'd love to, Camel! Just email me a piccy to [email protected] 😀

And the search for short-folk's clothing doesn't end with pants. it's impossible to find a shirt where the sleeves dont hang down over my hands. bahh!
On the plus side...no one would calle me "cute" or "cuddly" if I were 5'10" 😛
 
Er... uh, sorry for that "cuddly".

I sort of think she didn't forgive me. 😀 😀 😀
 
LOL! You're not the only peron who has called me cuddly (though you were the first) 😛
I like being "cuddly", btw! It's so much nicer than other things you could call someone who'd vertically challenged and has a few curves. 😀
 
Vertically challenged, the politically correct name for those who still can't reach the cookie cupboard.

[Yeah, sure... as if I were tall...]
 
I can reach the cookie cupboard...I just need to use a stool...😉 How else did I get my curves if it were not for my stool assisting me in reaching the cookies? 😛 Oh man...I'mma gonna go sing...*You keep sayin you've got somethin for me....(name my tune!)*
 
Yay Nessie!!! I wish you all could come see the shindig onstage tomorrow nite...it's going to be awesome...

K--you have rendered me speechless...I'm so touched by your artwork...what an incredible gift to give to someone...thank you so much...
 
Wish I could, Camel! I really must find an excuse to go to PA one day!
 
-> Camel

You'd make me blush - if I still had skin, glands, blood and those useless human stuff. 😀 😀 😀

It was only a wee pic. When I am inspired I can churn out more. You've got to see more, yet. 🙂

[But, it's great you liked it... I just wonder who'll be next in line, now...]
 
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