yep.. plus, i'm absolutely convinced my butt is made of lead.
My body knows as much about buoyancy as a pig does of ice-skates....er...something like that....
yep.. plus, i'm absolutely convinced my butt is made of lead.
Hell no.
Never learned to swim and I never will. Plus, I tend to give pools a wide berth.
I can swim as far as keeping myself alive in water. I can't do any specific strokes, or swim with any kind of discipline. I just exist in the water and don't drown <3
I can't swim for shit... When I doubt, I just roll over and float. 😀


I know how to swim and used to love it. I still enjoy it, but it's sorta one of those activities you have to take your glasses off for, and the world isn't ever as enjoyable for me when I can't see what I'm doing. Prescription goggles perhaps...?
My god... you're like... wonder cat?