Ovda
TMF Master
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- Apr 18, 2001
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Back on Saturday July 17. I was in a car accident. I was turning to the left when I saw this red object coming towards me. I said, "Oh No!" and in my mind I said, "Oh Shit!!".
It was an 18 year old little girl who ran into my car. Most likely she was talking on her cell phone. Normally those things are attached to their head. Both of us were shaken, not stirred.
I had 15 months($5051.10) left on my car. Her insurance is giving me $6008.00 for the car.
That little girl has caused me so much grief. I bet her daddy is going to buy her a new car to replace this one.
Anyway, I was thinking of horrible things I could/would do to this kid. Of course I was thinking about tickle torturing, but all the shit she has put me through tickle torturing is not good enough for this kid. I do not care if she is deathly ticklish all over her body and her greatest fear is being tickled. Tickling her til she is crawling out of her own skin would not give me satisfaction/enjoyment.
If I ever get married and have kids, and one of my kids did that, I'd make them take the bus during their college years, and no more cell phone.
P.S. That kid looked like Lisa Loeb. But this kid wore wire rimmed glasses.
It was an 18 year old little girl who ran into my car. Most likely she was talking on her cell phone. Normally those things are attached to their head. Both of us were shaken, not stirred.
I had 15 months($5051.10) left on my car. Her insurance is giving me $6008.00 for the car.
That little girl has caused me so much grief. I bet her daddy is going to buy her a new car to replace this one.
Anyway, I was thinking of horrible things I could/would do to this kid. Of course I was thinking about tickle torturing, but all the shit she has put me through tickle torturing is not good enough for this kid. I do not care if she is deathly ticklish all over her body and her greatest fear is being tickled. Tickling her til she is crawling out of her own skin would not give me satisfaction/enjoyment.
If I ever get married and have kids, and one of my kids did that, I'd make them take the bus during their college years, and no more cell phone.
P.S. That kid looked like Lisa Loeb. But this kid wore wire rimmed glasses.




