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Carrots Marching!!!!

I have arrived to support my bunny buddies!

The Foxes withdrew from your alliance when I pointed out that you must be in league with the Demon enemies of the Vorpal Bunnies!
Now, General Zod and I are driving our tanks across every vegetable garden, farm, and patch we can find!
Cream of Broccoli soup!
Cream of carrot soup!
Vegetable stew!
Raw veggies with French Onion Dip!
Vegetarian vegetable soup! (flavored with real vegetarians!)
Vegetable cutlet with vegetarian gravy!

And, about to arrive, our massive reinforcements from our new allies, the Vegans! All the way from the star Vega! Armed with knives, forks, assorted dips and condiments, salt, pepper and healthy, hearty appetites!

CHARGE!!!!!

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.
 
HA!!! Who needs foxes when you have very hungry SPIDERS on your side!! As for your hippy vegasn buddies I';ve got an entire army of angry trees who've had it with being hugged!! You may have tanks but I have SPACESHIPS!!! VIVA LA ORANGE REVOLUTION!! 😎
 
You ought to warn your trees

That our bunnies have cousins who are Giant Beavers! They'll chew your trees right down to make dams and homes out of; and any they miss, our tanks will run over and turn into toothpicks, kindling and sawdust!
Spaceships? We laugh at spaceships. Some of our tanks are Bolo Mark XXXIVs. Any starship that comes within range of our main guns is TOAST! BURNT toast! :cool2:

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.
 
HA!! My warrior trees are POISONOUS. Thopse beavers come even close to biting them they're pushing up daisies!! I do not fear your Bolos. IMy wormhole weapons will turn them to shreds. THE CARROTS WILL BE VICTORIOUS
 
ShiningIce said:
HA!! My warrior trees are POISONOUS. Thopse beavers come even close to biting them they're pushing up daisies!! I do not fear your Bolos. IMy wormhole weapons will turn them to shreds. THE CARROTS WILL BE VICTORIOUS
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tsk tsk Shining.... you my friend are delusional... rabbits to the rescue... march on those carrots.. chomp them up... and where is the Doc? and chris?

isabeau :firedevil
 
ShiningIce said:
If I have to tranq you I will
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hah that will be the day...... hope you don't melt in the process

isabeau :imouttahe
 
Wow, where is the love for the carrot crew?!?! Not cool people, NOT cool!!!!!!!!!!! :ranty: :ranty: :ranty: :ranty: :ranty:
 
isabeau said:
tsk tsk Shining.... you my friend are delusional... rabbits to the rescue... march on those carrots.. chomp them up... and where is the Doc? and chris?

isabeau :firedevil
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They may not show up.......unlike me and my elite Parrots, dear Lady Isabeau. C'mon birds, plenty of carrots for everyone! :wiseowl: :wiseowl: :wiseowl: :wiseowl: :wiseowl:
 
Owls dont eat CARROTS!! They eat RABBITS!! They're CARNIVOROUS!! The carrot crew's about to open up a can of whoopass!! :Grrr:
 
Parrots are carnivorous also and they don't mind if you want to bring whoopass. They thrive on rough play so bring all the whoopass you can carry. They laugh at you!! :veryhappy
 
Please, I done already whooped 1,000 parrots whats a few hundred more?
 
ShiningIce said:
Please, I done already whooped 1,000 parrots whats a few hundred more?
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hmmm parrots love carrots.. i ate a bunch of raw carrots last night..

isabeau :bunny: :bunny: :bunny:
 
ShiningIce said:
Then you will probably be burning in carrot hell very soon. :upsidedow
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no hon.. i'm too sweet.. as sweet as burnt sugar on carrots.. :angel:
 
Hopefully the carrots won't get burnt They taste awful when they are burnt 😀 😀
 
The sea of orange grows and grows HURRAH HURRAH We kil those rabbits one by one HURRAH HURRAH. We carrots fearless through through and through we march bullets passing by HURRAH HURRAH :cool2:
 
ShiningIce said:
The sea of orange grows and grows HURRAH HURRAH We kil those rabbits one by one HURRAH HURRAH. We carrots fearless through through and through we march bullets passing by HURRAH HURRAH :cool2:
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ack my ears......enough already.. you lose

isabeau 😛 :ranty:
 
isabeau said:
no hon.. i'm too sweet.. as sweet as burnt sugar on carrots.. :angel:
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Izzy, stop! You're making me hungry. :happyfloa
 
Saw this on NBC news tonight:

3 to 1 favorite to win the Kentucky Derby, a horse named 'Brother Derek', loves to eat carrots as a major part of his diet! 😎 :bunny:
(The above was on the news; the rest is my lapse into silliness :dog: )
Other horse trainers are now emulating the training diet, not only in the Derby, but at thoroughbred farms worldwide! :shake: The world supply of carrots is shrinking by the day! :cry1: At this rate, the world will soon have no more carrots! :sowrong:
Nyah hah hah!

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.
 
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