Chick like me...(for all the real girls of tmf)

[DontAskJusTckle]

you treat a woman like the princess she is.

You got to treat her like a lady, and she'll give in to you.

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[Libertine]

You got to treat her like a lady, and she'll give in to you.

by The Cornelius Brothers and Sister Rose. Early 70s.

I entered the chat room once and decided to never enter again. It was so annoyingly creepy! With in seconds I had dudes asking me annoying creepy questions. I'm trying to recall if anyone said hi how are you today and tried to get me know me some first before OMG I want to tickle you so badly where are you ticklish at, but I cannot remember. Now some people might disagree with what I'm about to say, but guys please think with your brain and less with your penis. I think so many issues around here pertaining how us poor woman get treated would be solved if you stopped using your penis to decided everything.

When men who don't know what Libertine means, thinking the 'ine' on the end somehow makes it feminine, PC me with stupid questions or odd fantasies without asking or finding out the most basic fact about me, that I'm male, I always answer in the main room. It's a valuable lesson for them, and can be an interesting exercise in acerbic writing.

Naming them and casting aspersions on their masculinity, suggesting that they might have more luck going back to cruising the men's room at the bus station or sitting on a fire hydrant for an hour or so if they need to satisfy their uncontrollable sodomistic impulses is quite satisfying. They usually flee the room.

So ladies, when this happens to you, an emasculating answer in the main room is always your best bet. Name, shame and entertain!!

 

[jonsmith]

God, that is actually quite annoying...it actually makes me want to smack the people who go and pester me in chats.

And of course, I need a Chris Hansen Doll.

 

[proud2tickle]

jesus is ur getting mad then well this is a real problem

 

[ndj101982]

God, that is actually quite annoying...it actually makes me want to smack the people who go and pester me in chats.

And of course, I need a Chris Hansen Doll.

I went as Chris Hansen for Halloween 3 years ago...lol. My friends still say it was the best costume idea ever. I went around and told people "have a seat. Help yourself to some cookies."

 

[FunnyClub]

Ive never been on the chat here, as I always assumed what The Icon has revealed. And to be truthful, Ive never really pursued friendships on here for that reason: Im not intersted in male friendships on this forum. I comforted in the fact there are guys who share the same interest, but that will do. And as for the ladies, I didnt want to come across as some cyber-live in the basement and dont wear pants-stalker when im much more into securing real-life encounters with women (and im am proud to say Ive recently convinced the girl i casually see to be a tickle-sub)(and I will post anything note-worthy with her consent). That said I KNOW there are genuine and lovely people here just by reading posts and responses, so maybe its just me being overly worrysome.
Anyway, I also once heard Danny DeVito say on a video commentary that marlon Brando likes to enter chat rooms as a Chinese girl. Does anyone on here pose as Marlon Brando?

 

[Sandisk444]

You can't ignore my girth.

who made you Gary Oak?

That assessment doesn't suprise me at all. This is a fetish website and obviously you're gonna get horny people who will get what they want regardless