Church Of Carsomyr, K?

[Carsomyr]

Thanks for the bump!

What? This church has 10 freaking restrooms with lounge... but no confessional!!!!!!!

Sorry Boh, the confessional is officially closed!

 

[Bohemianne]

Ah... I assume there will be an "Interrogatory" Box...

 

[Carsomyr]

Ah... I assume there will be an "Interrogatory" Box...

Oh I assure you, we have an entire dungeon!

 

[Bohemianne]

There....no matter how you hide with sophistication, it is slowly turning out to be the Cult of Carsomyr...he-he!

 

[Carsomyr]

Who ever said a cult was a bad thing?

 

[eclipse]

Oh my, Carsomyr...

 

[Carsomyr]

Does that mean you wish to join the church?

 

[eclipse]

Do I get Fridays off for Worship? I don't feel like slinging pastries tomorrow

 

[Carsomyr]

You get EVERY day off for worship. Carsoism encourages procrastination!

 

[eclipse]

Pff, goodbye agnosticism then!

 

[Carsomyr]

Pff, goodbye agnosticism then!

Ladies and gentlemen, it's official! Mongoose-Girl joins the church!

 

[PeopleWatcher]

Welcome Eclipse

 

[kurchatovium]

You have those yummy wafer things the Catholic Church has?

 

[eclipse]

Oh, I hope so. Better then matzo crackers, even

 

[Carsomyr]

We do. We also have free cheezburgrs!

 

[kurchatovium]

What flavor wafers you got?

 

[Carsomyr]

What flavor wafers you got?

Cheezburgr-flavored?

 

[Bohemianne]

Who ever said a cult was a bad thing?

Cult Masters are mostly heavily sexed.....ooops sorry, I mean heavily kinked.

Did I say that? Bad is exclusively for Michael Jackson, m'kay?

 

[kurchatovium]

Cheezburgr-flavored?

You dont have rootbeer chocolate carrot?

 

[Carsomyr]

Cult Masters are mostly heavily sexed.....ooops sorry, I mean heavily kinked.

Did I say that? Bad is exclusively for Michael Jackson, m'kay?

Oh I assure you. Carsomyr can be a pretty bad God sometimes

You dont have rootbeer chocolate carrot?

We can make you some if you don't mind the wait

 

[PeopleWatcher]

I'd like bailey's please....oh wait...this isn't the bar...

 

[Carsomyr]

We have booze in the church as well...

 

[PeopleWatcher]

Okay, I'm in the right place then.

 

[Carsomyr]

Drinking is very important in the Church of Carsomyr! Remember what I once wrote in the "Invent a Stupid Theory" thread:

The world is depentdend on a certain amouunt of drunk people so it doesnt freeze still. The more we drink the more we refguse to accept the illusion of a world around us ad we come closer to reaching alcohol nirvana asa people. This is why dino fossils are made of stone cus t hey didnt have drunks so they froze to stone and dead.

Id elaborate, but im busy saving the world right now! XD

 

[PeopleWatcher]

I feel educated.