Greeting Friends, Fans, Foes and Female Admirers Near and Far!
Firstly, I want to apologize for my long unexplained absence from the Forum, but I do have an excellent reason.
I graciously accepted an offer to travel to Sierra Leone to supervise the construction of a much needed hospital.
The conditions were horrible with several diseases running rampant in that region.
I collaborated with local architects, engineers and health care professionals in an attempt to satisfy all involved parties.
But Coldneck also needed a little satisfying of his own, so one day I plucked a perky little "Head Nurse" (no pun intended) from the nest and gave her a first-hand look at what "Made in America" really means.
Things went radically bad from there. Because even though I securely wrapped the 5.4" LadyKiller, I still managed to catch ... the dreaded ... Ebola virus.
It must have been all the sweating because I don't kiss strangers.
As I was puking blood on the jobsite portapotty, I knew something was up, so I followed my instincts and contacted my mentor Dr. Myron Pecs, who has extensive research experience in the Congo region.
After following a strict regime of No-Tipping, and intensive workouts leading to mass gains, I was able to beat the dreaded Ebola plague w/o unpredictable experimental drugs and African voodoo Witch Doctor intervention... AND do some serious cutting in the process.
Although a terrifying ordeal, in the end it was a win-win.
If you are not familiar with Dr. Myron Pecs groundbreaking research, just Google his name and our FB Group has hosted many of his videos.
As a legendary Stanford Professor, he is on the cutting edge of scientific breakthrough technology.
Dr Pecs, I owe you my life and can't thank you enough.
In short, I'm glad to be back home on American soil and back in the saddle!
Firstly, I want to apologize for my long unexplained absence from the Forum, but I do have an excellent reason.
I graciously accepted an offer to travel to Sierra Leone to supervise the construction of a much needed hospital.
The conditions were horrible with several diseases running rampant in that region.
I collaborated with local architects, engineers and health care professionals in an attempt to satisfy all involved parties.
But Coldneck also needed a little satisfying of his own, so one day I plucked a perky little "Head Nurse" (no pun intended) from the nest and gave her a first-hand look at what "Made in America" really means.
Things went radically bad from there. Because even though I securely wrapped the 5.4" LadyKiller, I still managed to catch ... the dreaded ... Ebola virus.
It must have been all the sweating because I don't kiss strangers.
As I was puking blood on the jobsite portapotty, I knew something was up, so I followed my instincts and contacted my mentor Dr. Myron Pecs, who has extensive research experience in the Congo region.
After following a strict regime of No-Tipping, and intensive workouts leading to mass gains, I was able to beat the dreaded Ebola plague w/o unpredictable experimental drugs and African voodoo Witch Doctor intervention... AND do some serious cutting in the process.
Although a terrifying ordeal, in the end it was a win-win.
If you are not familiar with Dr. Myron Pecs groundbreaking research, just Google his name and our FB Group has hosted many of his videos.
As a legendary Stanford Professor, he is on the cutting edge of scientific breakthrough technology.
Dr Pecs, I owe you my life and can't thank you enough.
In short, I'm glad to be back home on American soil and back in the saddle!
