Corrupt A Wish!

[Volsung1]

(What kind of soles? Hehe...)
Granted... but they're all for the Commodore 64.

I wish... to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with....A Herring!

 

[arachnid95]

Granted, but the Knights will say NI at you the entire time you're doing it!
(MAJOR CHORD)

IIIIII wish I was an Oscar Meyer weeeeeiner...
(I'm sorry, I've had the urge to do that since the very beginning of this thread... XD)

 

[Volsung1]

Granted... but you are turned into the little promotional miniature whistle.
Do you remember those?

"I wish I were a fish."
The incredible Mr. Limpet

 

[arachnid95]

I do not, in fact, remember those; I'm barely old enough to know the jingle... XD
But anywho...

Granted, but you don't get any kind of cool thrum, and you get eaten by a moray eel within an hour.

I wish I was Tony Stark.

 

[BlackDragonScar]

Granted, but you're hated by everyone and no longer on the Avengers.

I wish my feet weren't ticklish

 

[arachnid95]

Granted, but neither is the rest of you. You are now totally unticklish. Hope you didn't like 'leeing TOO much...

I wish I knew how to animate.

 

[daphneticklish1]

Granted, but you can't make any animations longer than 10 seconds.

Sorry bout that, I wish I could control reality.

 

[dentrag1231]

Granted, but you can't control your control of reality

I wish I could gain the powers of whatever superhero I last watched/read about

 

[arachnid95]

Granted, but all you can find to read are comics about Bouncing Boy.

I wish people would stop making fun of Aquaman... ;_;

 

[DoReMi]

Granted! But now Aquaman will make fun of you instead.
I wish it would stop raining.

 

[arachnid95]

Granted. You have just brought on a thousand years of drought to your region.
Nice going. XD

I wish I had perfect memory and could recall anything I've ever seen, heard, or experienced with flawless accuracy.

 

[BlackDragonScar]

Granted, but now you are depressed from the horrors you've seen and faced and have to relive them for the rest of your life which would send you into a mad hysteria.

I wish I could reach the stars.

 

[arachnid95]

Granted. You can reach the stars now. Have fun vaporizing in the extreme heat of their coronas! 😀

I wish I was a GOD.

 

[BlackDragonScar]

Granted, but now you control everyone in the world and your life is not full of the same boring thing all over again.

I wish I was an orange

 

[arachnid95]

Granted:

I wish I had Spider-Man's powers.

 

[BlackFeather51]

Granted, you truly become but Sony breaks his contract with Marvel and you won't appear in Civil War... And Sony reboot your story again and your uncle Ben has to die for third time (?)

I wish to be like Tony Stark *-*

 

[TKLVR181]

Granted, you truly become but Sony breaks his contract with Marvel and you won't appear in Civil War... And Sony reboot your story again and your uncle Ben has to die for third time (?)

I wish to be like Tony Stark *-*

Granted. Now every woman in the world thinks you're a total pig :lol

I wish to be like Wonder Woman!

~K

 

[BlackFeather51]

Granted. Now every woman in the world thinks you're a total pig :lol

~K

But women don't like me now so much, I don't see it much worst ._.

Oh, Kas, you don't need a wish to do that, you can learn alone if you are pacient, and careful, and find who cares values you to have somebody who care about. I'm 99.9% sure you know that. Anyway, if that's your wish, granted, but... I don't want to corrupt it :cry Ok, ok, granted, but they'll start to make fun of you

I wish nobody makes me spoilers of Pokemon Moon/Sun until it's released and I can play it by myself

 

[BlackFeather51]

I don´t care, i didn't want to ruin your wish because it was about a personal problem, and I didn't wanted to make fun of that. Mine was about a videogame, and you don't have feel sorry for that. Plus I can't regret buying it because I've already paid for it, and when there is so mucho time between I when pay something and when I get it, I forget about how moch it cost me. Plus I play pokemon for competitive, so I don't matter if the game sucks, I am glad there will be new pokemon to stop everybody to use f**cking Talonflame EVER.

Granted, you won't have a hangover... because nothing will be happen tonight.

I wish a kawai potato (?)

 

[daphneticklish1]

Granted, you a kawai potato in a soup kitchen.

I wish I could time travel for the specific purpose of not having to wait for manga and anime to come out.

 

[BlackDragonScar]

granted, but it's one of the worse manga's you ever read and you are devastated.

I wish I was Karen ;P

 

[daphneticklish1]

Granted, but you and Karen have to battle to the death to decide who gets to be Karen.

I wish I had the power to tickle other people by tickling myself (i.e. I tickle my belly, and the target feels me tickling their belly)

 

[Volsung1]

Granted, but you and Karen have to battle to the death to decide who gets to be Karen.

I wish I had the power to tickle other people by tickling myself (i.e. I tickle my belly, and the target feels me tickling their belly)

Granted, but because we cannot tickle ourselves it has no effect.
(Sorry, but this is corrupt a wish...)

I wish I had a tickle partner...

 

[BlackDragonScar]

granted, but the partner is only into f/f tickling so your out of luck
I wish i had a smaller butt

 

[arachnid95]

Granted. Your butt cheeks are now the size of pimples, and your sphincter is so small it could be mistaken for a regular pore. Have fun pooping, yo.

I wish my food was always just the right temperature, never too hot or cold.