Curroupt a Wish

[Snail Shell]

Granted. You're now asleep.

I wish my boss at work would stop drinking.

Snail Shell

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. Your boss has stopped drinking and taken up physical abuse of employees.



I wish it were January.

 

[NukeLaloosh]

Granted - And your boss's sobriety allows her/him to finally understand why everybody thinks you should be fired, so you are.


I wish I could live to be 1000 but my health, body, face, mind, and everything else corruptible remained 23

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- but just before you get this wish you are involded in a car accident. Your face is mashed, your health is bad, etc so you are stuck like that for 977 years

I wish I could find my keys

DJ Tickler

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. You somehow swallowed them. Have fun passing them in a day or two.



I wish I wasn't stuck in such a crummy relationship.

 

[Dave2112]

Granted. Then, you meet and marry Rosie O'donnell.


I wish for the end of organized religion.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. Organized crime moves in to fill the void.


I wish I could sleep better.

 

[PeopleWatcher]

Granted. Now you are in a coma.

I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator.

 

[NukeLaloosh]

Granted - But the wish took 35 years to get around to granting

I wish my laundry would do itself

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. Your laundry has done itself and now is dirtier and sticky.

I wish for lunch.

Snail Shell

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but it consists of grilled limburger cheese sandwiches

I wish to tickle Tamia one day

 

[RobAce]

Granted, but first you must spend 1 month tickling Liza Minelli, alone locked in a room.

I wish it was warmer outside.


Rob

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. Fire and brimstone is now raining down outside your door.


I wish I was independently wealthy.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but you're locked in the freezer


I wish for Michael Jackson to like women and leave kids alone

 

[RobAce]

Granted, but you have a sex change and become Micheal Jackson's wife.

I wish my TV was bigger.

Rob

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, you now have a monster screen that will not fit in your room.





I wish that Thanksgiving was today.

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. It will be Thanksgiving at 11:59 tonight and hence, last for 1 minute.

I wish I had an awesome dinner right now.

Snail Shell

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. Except it's an awesome dinner for one who hasn't eaten in a month, thus it's just broth and bread crusts.



I wish to meet my TMF friends sooner than NEST.

 

[AngelOfDarkness]

You have an awesome dinner, but then develop lockjaw prior to eating it.

I wish the school semester were over.

 

[Snail Shell]

Both your wishes are granted with this emoticon:

I wish I was the Fonz

Snail Shell

 

[natural tickler]

Granted, but you'll lack the coolness, and will be just as lame as Potsie

I wish for some jello

 

[KrazieDog]

Granted....but its not jello, it's napalm.....Can you hold this lit match?

I wish it was Christmas time year round.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but Santa said no presents because you had relations with the elves


I wish for some kool-aid

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. Now you have to rebuild the wall the Kool Ade man just burst through.

I wish everything was all better.

Snail Shell

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- The kool-aid is given to you, but someone with glandular fever had a sip prior

I wish I could make people burst into flames

DJ Tickler