Curroupt a Wish

[Artoo]

Granted you are given the cure your head is scalped.


I wish that Time was not linear.

Granted. You are in a causal paradox, and you have to repeat the worst five minutes of your life over and over again for eternity.

I wish Valhalla existed.

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. However, you are not Norse.

I wish for cookies!

Snail Shell

 

[Artoo]

Granted. However, you are not Norse.

I wish for cookies!

Snail Shell

Granted. But you are allergic to cookies!
(Not nice, is it? 😉)

I wish for more wishes.

 

[Deleted member 66627]

Granted. You will lose a body part after each is granted.

I wish for more Diet Coke.

 

[Artoo]

Granted. You will lose a body part after each is granted.

I wish for more Diet Coke.

Granted. But you increase in size proportional to the amount of extra diet coke you get, so it makes little difference. 😀

I wish I had a foot fetish.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but its the foot of Rosie O'Donnell, and you'll have to worship every day for the next 85 years

I wish for some more sleep

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. You'll get it tonight. 🙂

I wish for a good scene tonight.

Snail Shell

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but the scene last for 15 seconds

i wish for some Hamburger Helper

 

[Artoo]

Granted, but much like me, you suddenly have no idea what Hamburger Helper is. 😀

I wish I could make people orgasm by pointing at them.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but the only person you point to is yourself

I wish for some root beer

 

[Artoo]

granted, but the only person you point to is yourself

I'm not entirely sure how that corrupted the wish 😉

I wish for some root beer

Granted. It's being drunk by all the trees, who begin starting fights.

 

[DJ Tickler]

I wish my wishes were realistic

DJ Tickler

 

[NukeLaloosh]

Granted - Your peyote trip commences

I wish more people could understand the difference between "your" and "you're"

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- but they still type it wrong just to annoy you LOL

I wish I was ready to go

DJ Tickler

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but you'll end up right where you were

I wish for some beef stew

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but it is still on the hoof and you will have to butcher it and cook it first.




I wish that it would stay warm here.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but now its only 1 degree warmer


I wish for a burger

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- Your magot burger with flies on the side is now ready

I wish I was going to NEST

DJ Tickler

 

[sasaxrah]

Granted - you're going to NEST, and here's the website: http://www.nest-initiative.org/index.php/Main_Page .

I wish my apartment was cheaper.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- it is now $10 cheaper but water and food bills have increased by $50

I wish sasaxrah would gett a good tickling for curropting my wish 😉

DJ Tickler

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. It's on video and delivered to her house.

I wish for pie!

Snail Shell

 

[sasaxrah]

Granted. *slams pie in face*

I wish DJ Tickler would learn to stop threatening tickling.

 

[Artoo]

Granted. He's finished learning, now he's ready to practice! 😀

I wish I hadn't been such a moody bastard at work tonight.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- I no longer threaten, I deliver on threats

I wish I had more self control about threatening people with tickling LOL

DJ Tickler

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted. He's finished learning, now he's ready to practice! 😀

I wish I hadn't been such a moody bastard at work tonight.

Granted- you ar enow back at work and get to do your shift over again

I wish I had more self control about threatening people with tickling LOL

DJ Tickler