Curroupt a Wish

[paracarl44]

Granted, I will stop at the Hershey Factory down the road, and then try to deliver them to your unknown address.




I wish that the sun wouldn't cloud over.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but the cloud is now in the middle of your living room

I wish for world peace

 

[paracarl44]

A Genie cannot grant that wish, as there has been a war somewhere in the world every day since WWII ended.


I wish for warm weather tomorrow.

 

[ikaiyoo]

granted tommorrow is warm weather.... in australia

I wish this last year never happened

 

[natural tickler]

Granted, but it starts all over at Midnight


I wish for another grilled cheese sandwich

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, it will be grilled so long that you can use it for a roofing shingle.



I wish that the roads would not get icy tonight.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but now you'll be driving in slush

I wish for some gatorade

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but it will be poured over your head as they do to the coaches of football teams.





I wish they would send this cold weather to Iceland, so that the glaciers would not melt.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but the glaciers melt in your living room

I wish for some tacos

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but they will make them soooo hot that you will run looking for a fire extinguisher.





I wish for a cup of coffee.

 

[wanderingpixie2112]

Granted. Your kitchen taps now produce a constant stream of arabica goodness. Your only water supply is now in the bathroom



I wish I didn't have my "monthly visitor"

 

[ikaiyoo]

granted your pregnant

I wish I had a flag

 

[wanderingpixie2112]

(Good point, ikaiyoo! )

Granted - you now have an American flag and you're in the middle of the Gaza Strip.



I wish I had a hammer.

 

[ikaiyoo]

granted, you use it in the morning and you use it in the evening all over this land.... but are mistaken for a serial killer who uses hammers and is arrested.


I wish that my computer was broken

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. Here's a shotgun. 🙂

I wish there were less weirdoids on the TMF.

Snail Shell

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, when you leave then there will be one less.



I wish that it would not get below freezing tonight.

 

[wanderingpixie2112]

Granted. Satan appears to transport you to the fiery depths of Hell.



I wish the blue skies over Vancouver would stay that way

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, they will stay blue with all the toxic smoke from factories, and the exhaust of automobiles.




I wish I could eat in the next hour.

 

[Dave2112]

Granted....but I show up to your house with a steaming Haggis....


I wish suicide weren't so socially unacceptable.

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted but neither is murder now and someone shoots you in the face

I wish 42nd trimester abortions were legal.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but you'll be sent back 3 levels to the 39th trimester

I wish for my vacation to come quicker

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but that makes all of your bills overdue, and you cannot afford to take one.



I wish that this weekend to be rain/snow free.

 

[Dave2112]

Granted. Welcome to Hell.


I wish our society revered its thinkers and philosophers as they did in ancient Greece.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but you will be revered for about 20 seconds, then dismembered

I wish for some cheese

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but it has mold all the way through.




I wish to go to the movies.