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Curroupt a Wish

Granted. Here's a cell phone and some amoebic dysentary. Call in sick!

I wish Denis Leary was my room mate. 🙂

Snail Shell
 
Granted. However he doesn't like you and makes your life a living hell.


I wish this damn head cold would go away.
 
Granted, but your head cold is replaced by burning urination.

I wish I didn't have to do laundry today.

Rob
 
Granted. However, that one day of not doing it was all the time it took for your dirty laundry to become sentient and steal your car.



I wish I had some new pc games to play.
 
Granted. You now own Minesweeper. 😀

I wish I hadn't already wished it was Dec 29th....

Snail Shell
 
Granted. However, due to a backlog in wishes, your wish cannot be processed until December 28th.


I wish I could sleep for about of week without interuption.
 
Granted. You must now compensate by being AWAKE for a week first.

I wish it was more than just me and Slacker warring back and forth on this thread....

Snail Shell
 
Granted. You've been transported to the Tower of Bastille where they'll stretch you out on the rack.


I wish there were bands out there who made better music.
 
Granted, but unfortunately, only one of them is Rush.


I wish I played bass for Rush.
 
Granted. However, everyone still remembers your ziggaphone playing and they boo you off stage.


I wish I could play bass like Cliff Burton.
 
Granted, but you now perform looking and speaking like Cliff Claven.

I wish I had a new car.

Rob
 
Granted, but that cheesecake was delivered by Rosie O'Donnell, she kept it in her underwear.

I wish I had new lease on life.

Rob
 
Granted, but Halley Berry wont marry you until she is 97.

I wish the whole world could sing in perfect harmony.

Rob
 
Granted. However, everyone has no rhythm and millions are injured in dance related accidents.


I wish I owned my own bar.
 
granted, but you drop it into a sink of soapy water

I wish I could be at the last TRL right now!
 
Granted, but Andy Dick is your date.

I wish I had a better cell phone

Rob
 
Granted, but everyone is deaf, mute, and blind.

I wish more people would play tiddly winks.

Rob
 
Granted. Hoever, you're made liable for all the resulting eye injuries.


I wish they'd make better super hero movies.
 
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