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Curroupt a Wish

Granted...Their defense is now a three armed 6 eyed freak

I wish I could make a wish that is incorruptible

(Hehe...lets see what you do with that one:firedevil)

DJ Tickler
 
Granted. But you can't post it in this thread. 😀

I wish I was a Shaolin Monk.

Snail Shell
 
Granted- But you are so bad at martial arts they get you sweeping the floors for the rest of your life :bump:

I wish any woman I wanted would fall deeply in love with me

DJ Tickler
 
Granted. However, at the time of the wish, you were thinking about Mrs. Butterworth.


I wish I was more in demand by the sexy ladies of the forum.
 
Granted- They all serve you with lawsuits LOL

I wish for world peace

DJ Tickler
 
Granted. Kool-Aid crashes thru your wall. Unfortunately, that was a support wall and your house collapses.



I wish I had a nice, juicy steak cooked medium-rare right in front of me right now.
 
Granted- However you were rud to the cook so he added som "extra" surprises LOL

I wish I could get a good nights sleep without interuption

DJ Tickler
 
Granted, but you live in Alaska and night lasts two weeks.

I wish tonight's show goes well.

Snail Shell
 
Granted. There's five feet of it in your bathroom...and you really gotta go.



I wish I could quit smoking.
 
Granted- every time you think about smoking, look at someone smoking or smell smoking you instantly get constipated for 2 weeks and get a craving for curry

I wish I could fly to the moon

DJ Tickler
 
Granted. Too bad you didn't wish you could survive in space too.


I wish to know what that clicking noise in my kitchen is.
 
Granted- It is just a family of Rats eating the walls

I wish I chat up a beautiful young (over 18) and single lady today

DJ Tickler
 
Granted. Sadly for you, it's Brock Lesnar's younger sister and he knows where you live.



I wish I didn't have people constantly saying stupid things around me.
 
Granted- They say it about you behind you back

I wish I had the best come back for whatever slacker2114 is going to say next 😛 LOL

DJ Tickler
 
Granted- but Slacker2114 will never see it due to a posting error.

I wish I could dance.
 
Granted. But no one else can hear the music you're dancing to, assume you're rabid and have you tranquilized and locked away forever.



I wish the last 8 years under Dubya had never happened.
 
Granted- you are now dancing naked at a club and all your parents and their friends walk past and see you

I wish I had some more tailor made suits

DJ Tickler
 
Granted- Only problem is you didnt specify she be ticklish, so because she is so frisky she ties you up, and invites her boyfriend to join you

I wish I could read people's minds

DJ Tickler
 
Granted. And now you know why people are always looking at you and laughing.



I wish I didn't have to go to bed now.
 
Granted- I have sawn your bed in half. You will be sleeping on the uncomfortable couch tonight

I wish I could turn invisable when I want to

DJ Tickler
 
Granted, then nobody would know that you were around them.





I wish that Thanksgiving was here.
 
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