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Curroupt a Wish

Granted, but the language is outlawed and you're arrested as an undesirable.


I wish I had a better writer.
 
Granted, but its in the belly of Godzilla.

I wish I had more cable channels.

Rob
 
Granted, but you now live in the underworld.

I wish I had a maid.

Rob
 
Granted. Too bad it's sour milk.


I wish time moved slower when having fun.
 
A maid that sucks!!! YES!!! SCORE FOR ME!!!

Granted, but you now have a bad limp so your always in pain longer.

I wish I had a real guitar.

Rob
 
Granted, but I grow a tail, get fuzzy and become your pet monkey.


I wish I had a better vertical leap.

Rob
 
Granted, but you crush your head on the ceiling when you try it out.


I wish my friends' dog didn't need to be put down.
 
Granted- but due to a production line error, it blows up as soon as you turn it on. Not only that, the damage to the street must come out of your pay check

I wish I was the giant lizard everyone is talking about

DJ Tickler
 
Granted, but next year they make a hunting season just for you.


I wish I could leave for the Air Force tomorrow instead of next year.
 
Granted. But you're legs have been removed as payment for the fast-track option.

I wish that I was less cold than I am...
 
Granted, but you must climb a high mountain in the Himalayas to talk to a guru.



I wish that this was Thanksgiving Day.
 
Granted- But by making the earth move faster to speed up time, you have opened a worm hole which destroys the earth, just before you cut the turkey

I wish I could 'punish' Karategirl18 for declaring hunting season on me

DJ Tickler
 
Granted. You become the giant lizard and punish her by stealing all the eggs from her fridge.


I wish Rob and I hadn't kept on about the giant lizard last night.
 
Granted- The lizard has now become my idea and orriginated from me 😛

I wish I could do something more with this lizard thing

DJ Tickler
 
Granted. You are now used for experimentation.



I wish I had something fun to do this weekend.
 
Granted- You are experimenting on a giant lizard

I wish my beautiful lee would ring me now

DJ Tickler
 
Granted, she places a metal bucket over your head and bangs it with a stick.:rowfull:


I wished that I had visited Australia when I was in Hawaii.
 
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