Curroupt a Wish

[Carsomyr]

Granted - welcome to hell! I wouldn't go for a swim in the brimstone if I were you. 😉


I wish I had a bottle of coke

 

[MasterPaladin]

granted gives him a bottle of white powder LMAO

I wish I was rich

 

[Carsomyr]

Granted, but your wealth consists solely of German D-marks. Curse the Euro, eh?


I wish I had my own car

 

[MasterPaladin]

granted it's a 1909 get out and crank

I wish I had eggplant parm. for dinner tonight

 

[Carsomyr]

Granted, but it is old and smells funny


I wish I didn't have so much schoolwork

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but all your work is in one subject....semester's worth


I wish for some burgers

 

[MasterPaladin]

granted but there burnt so bad there like crackers


I wish it was 90 degrees here where I live

 

[Rorschach Blues]

Granted, but that's 90 celsius, not fahrenheit

I wish everything would go right in my life

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but five seconds later, back to the norm


I wish for a cream soda

 

[Carsomyr]

Granted, you recieve a soda with large quantities of whipped cream!


I wish for a cheeseburger

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. You now have a dairy cow. Milking it will bring about cheese and the meat will come once the milk has dried up. 😀

I wish for THOSE two threads to be deleted.

Snail Shell

 

[Carsomyr]

Granted, but the lack of specification made me delete two threads at random. Your members profile is now a thing of the past.


I wish I had something to drink

 

[MasterPaladin]

granted but it's cod liver oil

I wish I had fame

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, your picture is posted in every Post Office and you are on the run.


I wish it wasn't so chilly here today.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but you need a microwave to get warm

I wish for for May to get here....fast

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but you will miss out on all the fun you could have had in April.


I wish that all the basketball teams that I picked would win.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but you totally screwed up the next round


I wish for some sleep, worked a double shift yesterday

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but you will end up like Rip Van Winkle sleeping into the next century.



I wish that it would warm up around here.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but it only got hotter from microwaving water


I wish for some Coke

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, you get the original Coke, invented by Doctor Pemberton, so it is a little flat.

I am getting hungry, and would like some lunch.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, you'll have peanut butter and applesauce sandwiches


I wish for the next 40 days to come by fast

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted, but NEST is cancelled.

I wish NEST goes smoothly for everyone this year.

Snail Shell

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but for you it will be rough


I wish for some sweet and sour chicken

 

[ikaiyoo]

Granted but it is 2 years old and you get food poisoning.

I wish that all the aig executives would get foot AIDS

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but they sue you for giving it to them

I wish for some pizza