Curroupt a Wish

[natural tickler]

granted, but you'll have so much gas, you are put in exile

I wish for some crunch n munch

 

[MasterPaladin]

granted but someone put pebbles in it ( don't break all your teeth)

I wish I was on a plane that don't crash going to the bahamas and will get there and on time

 

[Perduabo]

Granted...but it crashes into the Atlantic....right on schedule

I wish it wasn't so rainy today

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but tomorrow a monsoon is headed your way

I wish for some more sleep

 

[MasterPaladin]

Granted...but it crashes into the Atlantic....right on schedule

I wish it wasn't so rainy today

hehehehehe no no I said don't crash

oh granted and you never wake up again

I wish I had 3 wishes

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but ALL three of them get corrupted.



I wish for a hot dog with onions and mustard.

 

[Mz Chaos]

Poof! Here's your hotdog with onions and mustard!

But the factory the hotdog manufacturer uses turns out to have one of the worst cases of ecoli contamination in the history of meat packing.

I wish I could win a fortune from the lottery

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but you are paid with Monopoly Money.



I wish that my basketball teams that I picked would win this weekend.

 

[Mz Chaos]

Your wish is my command!

However, they will lose everyother game this season.


I wish I could invent an ice cream that makes a person skinnier

 

[MasterPaladin]

granted they all win but your bookie gets locked up and thinks you turned him in so his goons break your legs and don't pay ya

I wish the government would stop all taxes

dang MZ Chaos I was answering him

 

[MasterPaladin]

granted and it costs 500 dollars a pint

and I still wish the government would stop all taxes

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. You no longer have to pay taxes. But to make up for the loss, an IRS agent is permitted to come to your house once a day and beat you with a tire iron.



I wish I could discover the secret of cold fusion.

 

[MasterPaladin]

granted and you become part of it ( thats ok there doing that to me now)

I wish I could afford to go anywhere in the world

 

[Mz Chaos]

Okay... Poof! You can go anywhere in the world...

But you sneeze as you make your travel reservations over the phone and end up in Bangladesh where you are mugged resulting in the loss of your passport and the rest of the fortune that would have gotten you home.

I wish my art would famous enough to be hung in the Louvre.

 

[ParanoidChant]

Granted. Your art now hangs in the men's room.

I wish that Santa was real.

 

[MasterPaladin]

granted but you got a bag of coal for being bad


I wish slap n tickle was in love with me

ducks

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but the love disappears after 20 seconds

I wish it was 80 degrees year round

 

[MasterPaladin]

granted and your on a deserted island where that is so with no way off

I wish I was better built

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but your muscles is the size of a pebble


I wish at NEST LeeAllure would be merciful tickling me

 

[Snail Shell]

I'd really like to corrupt this but BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Mercy? From LEE?! Best of luck with that one man! LOL

I wish for cake!

Snail Shell

 

[MasterPaladin]

granted but it was made with rotten eggs

and I'll fix the wish before ya granted she is merciful for the first 3 minutes then she goes non stop for the next 6 hours and forgot to give you a password.

I wish I was fishing

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but you cut a hole in an Ice Stadium Arena, where there will be NO FISH.


I wish it was Easter.

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. But it's Easter Island and you're alone there.

I wish it was NEST.

Snail Shell

 

[Rorschach Blues]

Granted, but you're not there

I wish I could fly

 

[RavenMoon]

Granted, but you have to drink this tea made from cow dung and horse piss.

I wish I could have my castle in the woods..