Deadly's Question-Palooza

[texastickler]

Do you prefer hugs or kisses?

 

[texastickler]

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

 

[texastickler]

Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren’t going as ghosts but as mattresses?

 

[texastickler]

Is there another word for synonym?

 

[texastickler]

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?

 

[texastickler]

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

 

[texastickler]

When vultures are on their deathbed, are they ever tempted to eat themselves?

 

[texastickler]

Do you miss me when you are gone?

 

[texastickler]

Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

 

[texastickler]

How can the weather be “hot as hell” one day and “cold as hell” another?

 

[texastickler]

Why do they call it a TV “set” when you only get one?

 

[texastickler]

If you're driving at the speed of light and you turn on you headlights, what happens?

 

[texastickler]

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

 

[texastickler]

How come only your fingers and toes get prune in the shower and nothing else does?

 

[texastickler]

Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?

 

[texastickler]

Do you still love me?😀

 

[texastickler]

Why can't you get a tan on your palms or the soles of our feet?

 

[texastickler]

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

 

[texastickler]

I think I will be done now. Are you happy? Love ya Turkey!

 

[TarynsTinyToes]

What am I drinking right now? 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Have you ever been so drunk that even holding the floor doesn't stop the room from spinning?

 

[Sweed]

What came first, the hen or the egg?

 

[leafstk]

Does the smiley in Sweed's question look to be doing what I think it's doing?

 

[paracarl44]

When are you going to answer all these questions? Do I have to jump in and start bombing your thread?

 

[texastickler]

A new bomb is coming soon. You better get to answering these questions.