Dear America. We love you really.
Despite the fact that we take the piss out of you mercilessly, there is much we love about America. You still use the same measurement in volume, distance and temperature that most of us in the UK do. You're not afraid to be old-fashioned to the point of archaicness, which is something that English people find rare and precious in this shitty world.
Yep, you are quite a country, despite the fact that most of your governments consider us to be little more than a conveniently placed aircraft carrier or warehouse most of the time, and totally arse-fucked us over both Suez and Grenada.
But we forgive you these things, because you are so... just... American. We love you, honestly we do. I certainly do.
But there is one thing... one straw that snaps the camel's back... one crowning turd in the water pipe... one rank fart in the astronaut's suit that cannot be tolerated any more.
And it falls to me to show y'all the way to truth and light in this. It falls to me, humble old Jim, to bring you back to the bounds of acceptability, as befits the status of a gentleman from the Old Country, educating the colonials.
Please enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLTQv8RH1TE
And remember. We love ya.
Despite the fact that we take the piss out of you mercilessly, there is much we love about America. You still use the same measurement in volume, distance and temperature that most of us in the UK do. You're not afraid to be old-fashioned to the point of archaicness, which is something that English people find rare and precious in this shitty world.
Yep, you are quite a country, despite the fact that most of your governments consider us to be little more than a conveniently placed aircraft carrier or warehouse most of the time, and totally arse-fucked us over both Suez and Grenada.
But we forgive you these things, because you are so... just... American. We love you, honestly we do. I certainly do.
But there is one thing... one straw that snaps the camel's back... one crowning turd in the water pipe... one rank fart in the astronaut's suit that cannot be tolerated any more.
And it falls to me to show y'all the way to truth and light in this. It falls to me, humble old Jim, to bring you back to the bounds of acceptability, as befits the status of a gentleman from the Old Country, educating the colonials.
Please enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLTQv8RH1TE
And remember. We love ya.
lol i mean, c'mon, 99.9% of the things in America are easily pronounced... 
