I'd buy one of The Thing tickling The Flaming Torch, or Batou tickling either Maj. Kusanagi or Togusa -- or both! (hook up Togusa's cybernetic brain to hers and see which one laughs!) I'd also enjoy watching Felicia Day getting tickled by Nathan Fillion but at this point I've gone completely off the rails on geek fet.
Mr. Ticklefeet, yeah, talk about an "action" figure!! I remember the Peanuts cartoon where Lucy makes Snoopy fall off the top of his dog house by tickling his feet.
For too long I have been without a tickle friend (paid or free) but should fortune come my way again, Thanatos, that would be a nice gift for her. Thanks for posting that.
Snoopy should be popping a boner, of course, but for that matter, I agree with others who say Lucy is the one who should be getting tickled.