Famous Last Words

[goddess_nemesis]

I'll get a world record for this..

It's fireproof.

He's probably just hibernating.

What does this button do?

I'm making a citizen's arrest.

So, you're a cannibal.

It's probably just a rash.

Are you sure the power is off?

Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?

The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

Pull the pin and count to what?

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

I wonder where the mother bear is.

I've seen this done on TV.

These are the good kind of mushrooms.

I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

Let it down slowly.

Rat poison only kills rats.

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Especially at this one:

I wonder where the mother bear is.

 

[Bugman]

LOL 😀

Yes,i'm sure its not loaded.

Don't worry,i know exactly what i'm doing.

 

[tcklft]

You don't have the guts to shoot me, chicken!

 

[Haltickling]

"No traffic from the right," said the co-driver... 😛

 

[paracarl44]

We can't be lost, according to the map.😱

 

[paracarl44]

I thought that you filled the hole.

 

[Libertine]

This one's authentic

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..." (General John Sedgwick, battle of Spotsylvania, Virginia, 1864)

He was hit by a Confederate sharpshooter as he stood on a hilltop with his staff, immediately prior to the battle of Spotsylvania Court House (May 9, 1864)