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fav hard liquor?

lk70 said:
I beg to differ! This is a great tune. That's Joe Nichols, baby!

for you nylon fans, some lyrics:

THEM PANTYHOSE AIN'T GONNA LAST TOO LONG
IF THE D J PUTS BON JOVI ON
SHE MIGHT COME HOME IN A TABLECLOTH
TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

I am not a country fan, but the lyrics are fun, until you work at a bar that has karaoke every night (like me) and hear it butchered every night. I never was a big fan of country music, now I think that I'll never listen to it the same again.
 
Jager's always nice. It can fuck you up, though not as bad as the Wild Turkey.
 
Strider said:
Jager's always nice. It can fuck you up, though not as bad as the Wild Turkey.

It is interesting the different affects liquor can have on people. Having been a bartender for about 5 years, I have to say for some reason Jager is just a different kind of drunk for somepeople. I really haven't drank much jager myself, so I really don't know personally what the difference is, but there is a noticable difference between a beer drunk and a jager drunk... especially if it has been quick and from jager bombs.
 
If I could afford it, I'd go for a good Scottish single malt like McAllan or Glenmorangie. The Islay malts taste too peaty for me. After a high-class dinner, I also like a fine cognac (e.g. Hennessy) or Armagnac, or I'll have an Amaretto instead of dessert. But after a hearty, heavy Bavarian food dinner (like roasted pork knuckles), I need a local fruit schnaps (Obstler) or a Jägermeister, they are a real help to digest heavy food. A Danish Linje Aquavit is also great!

The most expensive drink I had was an Armagnac from 1929 (!), 56 $ per glass at the Munich Park Hilton. It was great, but not worth the price, as I'm no connoisseur to really appreciate the nuances.

Sadly, I can't afford my favorite alcohol anymore, so I have to make do with a cheap 5$/bottle brandy...
 
That's funny~I had a friend who'd make this horrendous drink w/Jager and Goldschlagger (sp?) One night he was hallucinating on it and tried to walk thru a metal fence~he slashed the crap out of his leg...
XOXO

Strider said:
Jager's always nice. It can fuck you up, though not as bad as the Wild Turkey.
 
Having been a bartender for about 5 years, I have to say for some reason Jager is just a different kind of drunk for somepeople.

Jager is definately a different sort of drunk than most liquor. It almost seems like a mild hallucinogen.
 
That's funny~I had a friend who'd make this horrendous drink w/Jager and Goldschlagger (sp?) One night he was hallucinating on it and tried to walk thru a metal fence~he slashed the crap out of his leg...

Ouch. I don't think I've ever done anything that stupid, and I've done some pretty stupid things while drunk.
 
It's not bad news, unless it happens to you, I always say...LMAO!
XOXO

Strider said:
Ouch. I don't think I've ever done anything that stupid, and I've done some pretty stupid things while drunk.
 
Mz Chaos said:
Bailey's Irish Creame, Kahlua, Root Beer Schnapps


root beer schnapps???? ewwwwwwww lol oo there is this brand of tequila that is soo good. hmm begins with a q i think. rats i cant think of the name

isabeau
 
Hard Liquor

Make mine a double Courvoisier XO in a heated snifter, along with a coffee. On Robbie Burns Day though, two double Tasker's with one ice cube in each serving... and a line of poetry prior to partaking.
 
Dave2112 said:
Let me comment on Steph's recommendation of Absinthe. First off, be careful what you get when you try to get it in the US. (And by the way, Steph, possesion of it is illegal in several states, check your local laws carefully.)

There is a product going around called "Absente", which is an alcohol drink infused with a very different kind of wormwood than that which gives traditional Absinthe its hallucinogenic properties. There are several others by various names that do the same thing...give the taste of Absinthe, but rely almost totally on the alcohol content for the effects. In these cases, you might as well be drinking Sambuka.

As far as the real stuff goes, I live on the Canadian border, and in Canada Absinthe is legal, but not sold abundantly. The best is the stuff from either the Netherlands or France. They are the only two countries that distill Absinthe in the traditional manner.

Now, if you can get your hands on real Absinthe, I recommend caution...and this is coming from someone with a great deal of experience with hallucinogenics. I've seen people cut large pieces of thier bodies off on Absinthe binges. Not to mention other horrible things. This is NOT just alcohol...it's an hallucinogenic drug in a liquid form. I myself had a weird experience with it....it was 1989 and I was living in LA, where you can get things like this without question. I was with several friends and we were drinking Absinthe in a cemetery. I became convinced that I was dead, and had to find my own tombstone in order to find peace and move on to the next world. There's seven hours of my life that I'll never get back.

However, Absinthe can be a very fun drink if you have the stomach for it, and if you can obtain it legally. I have a place in Montreal I can get the French stuff from, and it's a hoot. Try it with 7-UP. :triangle:


Wicked! I am TOTALY getting some of this stuff!

I live in Canada but have never heard of it before. How do I get it? The real stuff I mean...With the hallucinogenics in it.

PS: This is NOT a joke.
 
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