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I tell you what, this is no longer a vacation. It's a quest; it's a quest for fun! We're gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna be whistling zippide du da out of our assholes!!
"Women! What could you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... they say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here."
Col. Frank Slade as played by Al Pacino from the movie Scent of a Woman.
"HEY! THOSE ARE THE GUYS THAT STOLE OUR UNIFORMS!"
"And beat the shit out of us too!"
- Spaceballs
VENKMAN: "Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head--remember that?"
SPENGLER: "That would've worked if you hadn't stopped me."
and..."Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown."
- Ghostbusters
MYSTERY MAN: "I'm a brother shamus!"
THE DUDE: "Wha--...you're an Irish monk?"
- The Big Lebowski
And I'm gonna stop there or this thread is gonna take forever.