Favorite Movie Quotes

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Another from Troy:

"Black sail my lord, it's Achilies."

"What's the fool doing, he's going to take the beach of Troy with fifty men?"

 

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"So what kind of casualties are we looking at?"

"Mmmm...about fourty to fifty."

"Well that's not too bad."

"THOUSAND...fifty THOUSAND...DEAD...get the point? A teaspoon of this shit hits the floor and it's leathal up to thirty feet. Exploded into the air...and that same teaspoon will take out everything in a four block radius."

The Rock

 

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"Would somebody PLEASE tell me what kind of a world we live in where a man dressed up as a BAT gets all my press? THIS TOWN NEEDS AN ENEMA!!"

Bat Man

 

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"They come with fire, they come with axes. Gnawing, biting, breaking, hacking, burning!"

The Two Towers, LOR Trilogy

 

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"I'm sorry Mr. Garrison. What I ment to say was:

(takes out bull horn)

HOW WOULD YOU LIIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS!?!"

South Park the Movie

 

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"Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups!"

Under seige II

 

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"It's a bold strategy Cotton, we'll see if it pays off."

Dodgeball

 

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" Your parents are probably wondering where you are."
" Ah, no, I'm already pregnant so what other kind of shenanigans can I get myself into?"

Juno

 

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"Why couldn't you just put the bunny back in the box?"

Con Air

 

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"Oh it's English, all right. It's backwards."

The Excorcist

 

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"You know what I can't stand about this place? It's the SMELL! If there is such a thing."

Matrix

 

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"If i owned Helios, and I owned Hell, I'd rent out Helios...

...and live in Hell!"

The Chronicles of Riddick

 

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"Fear causes hesitation...

...hesitation can cause your worst fear to come true."

Point Break

 

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"I loved the part where you nuked Las Vegas...sort of a biblical ending."

War Games

 

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"No-where's the middle of no-where anymore. What with about twenty-five to fifty missle silos running along the border of Missouri...that's...an awful lot of bulls-eyes."

The Day After

 

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"You're crazy!"

"I'm not crazy, I just don't give a fuck!"

Night of the Comet

 

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"Hokie religeons and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster by your side."

Star Wars

 

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"You ok man?"

"Nah...I'm pretty fuckin' far from 'ok'."

Pulp Fiction

 

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"Ladies and gentlemen, we have ourselves a homicide."

Seven

 

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Also from Seven

"Tell me, honestly...have you ever seen...anything...like this before?"

"No."

 

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And of course, if we're quoting Seven...

"WHAT'S IN THE BOX?"

 

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"You know, this is a great place to sight-see, and when we're all done we might even check out the gift shop...but for right now I really just want to find some rockets!"

The Rock

 

[Evil Dave]

'Hold my watch, because if it breaks I'll kill everyone on this train'

Ripley's Game

 

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(with thanks to Slavetickler)

"You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? [Takes a bite of steak] Ignorance is bliss."

Matrix

 

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"DUDE SHE JUST MISSED THE TRUCK!! EXQUISITE!!"

Twister