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Favorite Movie Quotes

"Sir, despite what you've seen in the tabloids, I can assure you there is no Area 51, there is no recovered space ship."

"Ahh...Mr. President...that's not...enirely accurate."

"Wha...wait...which part?"

Independance Day
 
"Is there anything you want to say to your sister?"

"Are you kidding, where do I start?"

"Well you could start by wishing her a happy birthday. Yesterday was Samantha's birthday and we all forgot."

"Hehehee...classic!"

Sisxteen Candles
 
"I have a game for you...I bet that I can turn this key...AND BLOW US ALL TO HELL...after you shoot me. Now, who want's to play?"

The Manhattan Prodject
 
"Is this the part where you tell me to stay away from your girl?"

"Well if i had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl."

X Men
 
"I don't have to take this from you! I was out saving the galaxy when your grandfather was in diapers!"

Star Trek Generations
 
"You guys ever heard of a Columbian Neck-tie?"

"It's when I slit your throat from ear to ear, stick your tongue through the slit and leave it dangling while we watch you squirm."

Running Scared
 
"In case of emergency the exits are here, here, here, here, anywhere, keep your arms and legs inside the carpet, we'rrrrrrrrrrrr outttta here!"

Aladin
 
From a courtroom scene in Inherit The Wind,1960.

Henry Drummond,(Clarence Darrow) has asked Matthew Harrison Brady,(William Jennings Bryan) a question.

Answer.I do not think about things i do not think about.

Question.Do you ever think about the things you do think about? :blaugh:
 
"Private Downey wasn't in Dawson's room when Kitrich gave the order...wasn't even there...that was an important piece of information...don't you think?"

A Few Good men
 
You are a Marine. There is no such thing as speech that is free. You must pay for everything that you say.

Jarhead
 
"Who dat?! Who in MY house!"

"I'm the Devil! Who's askin'?!"

"The Devil... is not welcome... HERE!"

Bad Boys 2
 
"Is it true that you are getting a divorce as soon as your husband recovers his eyesight?"........Groucho Marx
 
Listen up you primative screwheads THIS is my BOOMSTICK! Bruce Campbell vs. Army of Darkness

Did you see what GOD just did to us man?! Fear and Loathing in LasVegas

My husband wanted to see what the big deal was about animae porn so we rented Bible Black the english translations are sooooo funny! Its suppose to be hot but its so rediculous you can t help but laugh.
 
"We are NOT the same. I'm an American. You're a sick asshole."--Michael Douglas, Falling Down

"Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation."--David St. Hubbins, This Is Spinal Tap
 
"I'm out of ammo. That's never happened to me before"

Michael Gross's character Burt Gump in "Tremors"
 
"So, what do you think Cordell? Does he want to fuck her or kill her or eat her alive?"

"Probably all three, although I wouldn't want to guess in what order."

Hannibal
 
Also from Hannibal

"Hey Cordell! Why don't you push him in? You can always say it was me."
 
"I got this whloe thing straightened out! This Mr. Staypuft is a sailor, in New York, right? We get this guy laid, we should have no problem!"

Ghostbusters
 
"You'll want to tie those...funny...the lady slipped off the rail so suddenly, yet you still had time to take off your jacket and your shoes."

Titanic
 
"Hey, man...what's up?"

"She's goin' green."

"Wow...greenage."

"Saddle 'em up."

"You got it boss."

Twister
 
"I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, Dennis, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God."

Malice
 
"You recognize the MO?"

"M.O.? Is that they're good... Once it escalated into a murder one beef for all of 'em after they killed the first two guards, they didn't hesitate. Pop guard number three because... what difference does it make? Why leave a living witness? Drop of a hat these guys will rock and roll."

Heat
 
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