Favorite "Simpsons" Quote?

[Ticklish Old Man]

"Excccelllant Smithers" - Montgomery Burns
"HAH HAH!" - Nelson Butz
*dam breaks flooding Springfield* "I think I wet my bed" - Ralph
"oh dang!" - Abe Simpson

 

[Betchass1]

Bart and Lisa were looking for Krusty's father, to help him make amends. His father is a rabbi. Bart and Lisa knock and his door and say they want to help him reconcile with his son. The rabbi responds, "I have no son!" and slams the door. Bart says to Lisa, "Aw, great, it's the wrong guy." The rabbi opens the door, says, "I didn't mean it literally!" and slams it shut again.



also:
"He can't be the Hulk! I'm the Hulk! RRRAAAAAARHRRR!" -Stan Lee

 

[BigNorm]

i have Team Fortress classic, and i've completely edited it, even the sounds, so when you call for a medic, i have my favorite simpsons quote as Homer yelling: "AAAAH! AAAAH! Save me Jeebus!"

 

[Snail Shell]

Not a quote, but my fave scene in the Simpsons is in the episode with Stampy the elephant. Stampy runs through the Democratic convention and all the banners say "We can't govern" and "We hate life and ourselves". Then he runs through the Republican convention and the banners say "We're just plain evil." and "We want whats worst for everyone."

Snail Shell

 

[Journia]

Excellent......*puts fingers together*

 

[LordPasture]

Lisa: Dad, if smoking that is bad then why do you keep it with you?
Homer: As a reminder. (Joint reads: Dentist Tuesday)

 

[ticklebug101]

Krusty, after watching worker and parasite, the show that replaced Itchy and Scratchy when they were on the Gabbo show
"What the Hell was that!!??"
lol more may come to me later,
bug 🙂

 

[kopfhorer1]

"D'OH!" - Homer, numerous occasions.

 

[Argenite]

Homer: I call the big one Bitey.

 

[waddleman1]

I can't believe no one has put up the best Duff Man quote of all

Duff Man: "Duff man, can't breathe, oh no!"