Hi Joey,
Feels weird making the big step from outside lurker to active participant, doesn't it ?
Welcome (just as a dozen others are saying) and have a good time.
If you have any questions about anything, don't hesitate to ask someone else besides me.
Your membership here will bring you wealth, happiness, long life, political influence, power over others (including your enemies; you will learn how to confuse, confound, and even kill them with a single thought), better gas mileage for your car and superior grades in school. After you get out of school, it won't help; you'll be as unemployed as the rest of your classmates.
You will also have kids who are top of their class and highly athletic and so on. Your daughters will all be cheerleaders. You can watch them on TV college games.
You might also be interested in the large number of young women here who are physically fit, intelligent, and extremely ticklish. Many of them are fashion models seen regularly on the covers of major national magazines and on television commercials as well. Most of them have trouble finding a good 'Ler to tie them down and tickle them for the extended length of time that they crave so deeply.
Another big advantage of TMF membership is the large number of connections you will make with the financial elite who will invest in your ideas for profit. I have secured financing for eleven ventures so far, nine of which were very profitable. I have since sold these companies and am busy managing my holdings; which is a full time job in itself. I was a pauper when I joined.
Among the unexpected benefits that you'll receive is physical improvement. Most of us guys have lost considerable weight and grown taller by several inches within the first two or three years of membership. I am now 45-31-37 and my height has increased 4 inches since joining a couple of years ago.
I'm planning to move to my own island country soon, where I can enact laws to my liking. The natives there are eager for me to move and build my castle; including the tickling courtyard where the ticklish women will be visiting regularly. Most other members of the TMF have made similar arrangements for their personal residences.
So welcome, and again, if you have any questions, ask somebody else.
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