Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of
you
have forgiven your enemies ?"
80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his
question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly Lady.
"Mrs. Jones?"; "Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight." she replied.
"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us
all
how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in
the
world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,
faced the congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches."
you
have forgiven your enemies ?"
80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his
question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly Lady.
"Mrs. Jones?"; "Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight." she replied.
"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us
all
how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in
the
world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,
faced the congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches."
