From Bug's dumb criminal files.

[Bugman]

When it comes to crime, stupidity does not discriminate by gender. From the AP.

COLUMBUS, Ohio - Authorities in Ohio said a woman tried to rob a bank with a note and then attempted to eat it once she saw a uniformed officer in line behind her. FBI Special Agent Harry Trombitas said the woman wearing sunglasses handed the teller the note at a Columbus Chase bank branch Wednesday morning.

Trombitas said in a statement that the off-duty officer wasn't aware of what was going on, but when the woman noticed him, she grabbed the note and fled.

Outside, the officer arrested the 40-year-old Columbus woman, Lois Harvey. Trombitas said she tried to swallow the note as she was nabbed, then coughed it up onto the sidewalk.

Harvey remained jailed Thursday after a judge set bond at $250,085. Court records do not list her attorney.

 

[TropicThunder]

How silly.

 

[milagros317]

She's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. 😀

 

[Fire_Sprite]

Well to be fair she couldn't have predicted an FBI agent would be there.

 

[Snail Shell]

COLUMBUS, Ohio

Hey Bruce! Bella's been misbehaving again!

Snail Shell

 

[kis123]

Ah, I just love my state......the land of fruits and nuts!

 

[kered]

I wonder what the extra 85 bucks on the bond was for?

 

[Bugman]

Yeah, I was wondering about that too.

 

[Brucetheshark]

Hey Bruce! Bella's been misbehaving again!

Snail Shell

Oh? Hmmmm. More stuff to deal with!

 

[texastickler]

Wow! That was........Wow!

 

[Bagelfather]

When it comes to crime, stupidity does not discriminate by gender. From the AP.

COLUMBUS, Ohio - Authorities in Ohio said a woman tried to rob a bank with a note and then attempted to eat it once she saw a uniformed officer in line behind her. FBI Special Agent Harry Trombitas said the woman wearing sunglasses handed the teller the note at a Columbus Chase bank branch Wednesday morning.

Trombitas said in a statement that the off-duty officer wasn't aware of what was going on, but when the woman noticed him, she grabbed the note and fled.

Outside, the officer arrested the 40-year-old Columbus woman, Lois Harvey. Trombitas said she tried to swallow the note as she was nabbed, then coughed it up onto the sidewalk.

Harvey remained jailed Thursday after a judge set bond at $250,085. Court records do not list her attorney.

That is an odd amount for a Bail hearing. I bet $250,000 is for the bank robbery and the $85 is for littering.

 

[paracarl44]

With that amount of bail, they definitely want her to stay in jail.