GirlZ! What the hell is WRONG with you?!

[Tickleslave83]

I'm male but my Myspace page lists me as an asian female. I often ue female identies on some forums(I'm gender dysphoric)and I can say that guys definately can be jerks 😛. I can tell from comments that no one reads my Myspace profile which states my real life story lol.

 

[Bebob4999]

And it is because of acts like those (no offense) that all girls are acused of being male

We should raise the (not THAT holy but still quite) holy Galquisition! We'll throw every female forum member in the river!!!:bouncy: If they float, they were men. If they sink, they were either real girls or really fat men. Oeh, oeh! And the members of the Galquisition get to were awesome hats with huge fluffy colourfull feathers!!! (No tickling pun intended)

Whose with me!

 

[BigNorm]

i can't complain. Ticklebug101 made a personal about wanting male ticklees. i posted and was like the 25th guy to talk to her. look where i am now? we're going out, and i'm heading to England to be with her. we are incredibly happy.

it just takes work and a little luck. and for God's sakes, be yourself. i'm glad i did.

here's what i'm talking about: http://www.tickletheater.com/showthread.php?t=47446

 

[duck171]

i can't complain. Ticklebug101 made a personal about wanting male ticklees. i posted and was like the 25th guy to talk to her. look where i am now? we're going out, and i'm heading to England to be with her. we are incredibly happy.

it just takes work and a little luck. and for God's sakes, be yourself. i'm glad i did.

here's what i'm talking about: http://www.tickletheater.com/showthread.php?t=47446

Lol, that link was funny norm. Like 3/4 of the willing takers had 1-5 posts total. The lurkers emerge when a female comes from the shadows.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

The lurkers emerge when a female comes from the shadows.

Which is why I've always been hesitant to announce that I am in fact a 19 year old naked female Ukrainian supermodel in desperate need for a place to stay(Anywhere, USA) based on vague consensual sexual agreements.

 

[the_jimmy_james]

Nothing personal against anybody, but I wouldn't trust most of the dudes who post 'round here to mow my yard properly, so why would a girl trust them in a situation that will most certainly involve bondage?

Let's play a game. I like to call it Devil's Advocate. You enjoy this name. It amuses you.

Here's our Hypothetical Situation:

A fellow named "Nicholas" wants to tickle some cute-ass chicky. So, his first thought... make a personal! Here's how it reads...

"hi im a nice guy in the pensilvania area called pitsburg i like tickling feet and hope to meet your sweet soft soles soon plz post"

Nicholas is a nice guy. "Hector" is not. He's boorish, rude, and hopes to RAPE someone. He baits with a personal saying...

"hi there. im a great and luvving young man from DC. plz pm me and lets get 2gether. luv u"

Since both of these personals are of equal quality, there's no way to know what's what. It's far easier for Joanie to just ignore them both and save her bacon. However... there's more to this than just safety!

It comes down to male versus female psychology. Male psychology is immutable. Dudes want to get their rocks off constantly. Women MUCH prefer quality over quantity. One GOOD time is far better than twenty shitty experiences. It's because of this fact that ladies really just don't give a shit. You won't make them because they won't care, and I wish you luck in making them even look at your personal ad.

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

That is precisely why guys shouldn't lurk and expect women to fall all over them. This place is a forum. It is meant to be used. People should not be afraid to put personality out there for people to see and interact with. It's the whole point of this place.

 

[Senshi1]

I was once interrogated by a group of FBI agents for what seemed like hours...the oldest one couldn't have been more than 6...they locked me in a darkened room and made me watch Sesame Street and Teletubbies re-runs over and over again, hoping that I'd crack...:laughing:

Sorry to be off-topic, but something like that actually did happen to me once, in an airport - they made me wait in this room with "That 70's Show" and wouldn't let me leave, not even to pee, for nearly an hour. 0_0 Luckily I managed to bite my tongue on the Ali G-style "it's coz I is Welsh, innit?" - I don't think Ali G is very popular in the USA.

 

[BigNorm]

Sorry to be off-topic, but something like that actually did happen to me once, in an airport - they made me wait in this room with "That 70's Show" and wouldn't let me leave, not even to pee, for nearly an hour. 0_0 Luckily I managed to bite my tongue on the Ali G-style "it's coz I is Welsh, innit?" - I don't think Ali G is very popular in the USA.

lol, Ali-G rocks, my man.

 

[duck171]

Which is why I've always been hesitant to announce that I am in fact a 19 year old naked female Ukrainian supermodel in desperate need for a place to stay(Anywhere, USA) based on vague consensual sexual agreements.

Omg, I want you so bad right now. I'm 6'4 200 pounds drive a Ferrari and live in Malibu.

 

[melanie2]

Omg, I want you so bad right now. I'm 6'4 200 pounds drive a Ferrari and live in Malibu.

omg i want u so bad right now..lol u sound puuuuuurrrrrrrrrfect....

i never respond usually to someone who types how r u etc...i don't care if they are male or female..those abbreviations drive me up the wall...

 

[duck171]

omg i want u so bad right now..lol u sound puuuuuurrrrrrrrrfect....

i never respond usually to someone who types how r u etc...i don't care if they are male or female..those abbreviations drive me up the wall...

Omfg rofl. So how r u izz, I think u r the coolest lol.

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

Sorry to be off-topic, but something like that actually did happen to me once, in an airport - they made me wait in this room with "That 70's Show" and wouldn't let me leave, not even to pee, for nearly an hour. 0_0 Luckily I managed to bite my tongue on the Ali G-style "it's coz I is Welsh, innit?" - I don't think Ali G is very popular in the USA.

What's the problem That 70's show is awesome!Did they show all episodes?

 

[Kraven]

Ok, I can see why most girls are suspicious when some guy offers to come to his place and tie them up to a bed for "tickling" session. I mean who knows, may be he's a rapist or something. But what if the guy is a lee and not a ler and is ready to come to your place and let you tie him up, why is that a problem for you? I mean if you are a female ler. How dangerous could that be?

 

[Bashiku]

It comes down to male versus female psychology. Male psychology is immutable. Dudes want to get their rocks off constantly. Women MUCH prefer quality over quantity. One GOOD time is far better than twenty shitty experiences. It's because of this fact that ladies really just don't give a shit. You won't make them because they won't care, and I wish you luck in making them even look at your personal ad.

I would beg to differ. There are still old fashioned men in this world, I one of the dying breed. I prefer romantic relationship, nice stroll, how you call it 'quality'. I like to enjoy in things and not hurry, to plan it all out, so please... don't be so specific next time or FBI might interrogate you next 😛

Ok, I can see why most girls are suspicious when some guy offers to come to his place and tie them up to a bed for "tickling" session. I mean who knows, may be he's a rapist or something. But what if the guy is a lee and not a ler and is ready to come to your place and let you tie him up, why is that a problem for you? I mean if you are a female ler. How dangerous could that be?

Well then what would happen if he gets tied up, she robs him and leaves his door open for some hungry nymphomaniac to enter? Poor him... 😛

But seriously if you want to meet someone here, send a pm, talk a month or two, meet in public places without giving your address or home number and if you see it works try it out. There is little fun unless you know how to treat a lady.

 

[Violetta]

But what if the guy is a lee and not a ler and is ready to come to your place and let you tie him up, why is that a problem for you? I mean if you are a female ler. How dangerous could that be?

Yeah, because it's completely impossible for Signor Psycho-rapist to say he's a lee to get at a woman. Because people don't lie on the internet, right?

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

Ok, I can see why most girls are suspicious when some guy offers to come to his place and tie them up to a bed for "tickling" session. I mean who knows, may be he's a rapist or something. But what if the guy is a lee and not a ler and is ready to come to your place and let you tie him up, why is that a problem for you? I mean if you are a female ler. How dangerous could that be?

Whose to say that that is what is going to happen.Maybe she gets there he puts a rag over her mouth or knocks her out somehow and she wakes up tied to a bed.I know it is far fetched but it could happen.What I don't get is why guys always have to search for girl over the internet and it's always about sex.i swear guys have a one track mind.I have been asked so many ridiculous questions and been asked for pics,and web cam when all I wanted was a decent conversation.

 

[the_jimmy_james]

Whose to say that that is what is going to happen.Maybe she gets there he puts a rag over her mouth or knocks her out somehow and she wakes up tied to a bed.I know it is far fetched but it could happen.What I don't get is why guys always have to search for girl over the internet and it's always about sex.i swear guys have a one track mind.I have been asked so many ridiculous questions and been asked for pics,and web cam when all I wanted was a decent conversation.

That's because men do have a one-track mind. omg plz send me pix of ur feet an legz omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11eleven

 

[JackVanderson]

Whose to say that that is what is going to happen.Maybe she gets there he puts a rag over her mouth or knocks her out somehow and she wakes up tied to a bed.I know it is far fetched but it could happen.What I don't get is why guys always have to search for girl over the internet and it's always about sex.i swear guys have a one track mind.I have been asked so many ridiculous questions and been asked for pics,and web cam when all I wanted was a decent conversation.

I WILL agree that men do have a one track mind. However that one track is not always the track of sex and or tickling. For example, my brain never lets me an hour without thinking about my story which I've been writing since 6th grade. There's no off switch, so I could see how there's this "one track mind" saying when it comes to men, and it must suck if that track is the track of sex. Because I could just see that descending into a downward spiral of STD's and manwhoring if not worse.

*looks up* *sigh* This is what happens when I stay up late XD

To shorten teh above, men most likely do have a one track mind (I do, but my mind doesn't focus on sex like that), but that doesn't neccesarily mean that the one track is the track of sex. lol

 

[melanie2]

That's because men do have a one-track mind. omg plz send me pix of ur feet an legz omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11eleven

i've had worse..they aren't satisfied with pics of my legs and feet..they want the real feet....i mean what am i supposed to do with no feet??? :ggrin:

 

[BigNorm]

I would beg to differ. There are still old fashioned men in this world, I one of the dying breed. I prefer romantic relationship, nice stroll, how you call it 'quality'. I like to enjoy in things and not hurry, to plan it all out, so please...

same here, man. i strive to be a gentleman and give woman what they want and treat them with respect.

i've had worse..they aren't satisfied with pics of my legs and feet..they want the real feet....i mean what am i supposed to do with no feet??? :ggrin:

i know this guy who makes awesome pimped out wheel chairs....😉

 

[melanie2]

same here, man. i strive to be a gentleman and give woman what they want and treat them with respect.

you are always a gentleman, Norm..i don't think you could be anything but..the bug girl is a lucky woman..as are you to have such a sweet buggie lol

 

[BigNorm]

you are always a gentleman, Norm..i don't think you could be anything but..the bug girl is a lucky woman..as are you to have such a sweet buggie lol

awww, thanks. i try my best not to brag. i'm not a bragger. but i show people my gentlemanly qualities in my actions, in what i do, how i talk, etc.

and no, i'm the very lucky gent to find buggy:bouncy:

i did find a way to solve the problem of you having no feet, as mentioned above.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

I think this cartoon summarizes things succinctly...

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

lol,it kind of does