Give us some of your favorite ''catch phrases'' that you like to use.

[Bagelfather]

catch phrase

I have several but one of my favorite is still in refering to a bad situation: "Sucks more than a White House intern."

 

[McNoodle]

Some of my faves are:
I don't give two nobs of goatshit!
I hate you when you're drunk.
I don't think I deserved to be yelled at. (love to use that on people who are using a normal tone).
You pulled that out of your ass.
Indeedly doodly neighbour.

 

[unit5610]

Some of my overused lines are

'This place is a wicked hell-hole'
'Nicely done'
'I'll be right ova'
'Out-stucking-fanding' (in place of Outstanding)
'I'm working very hardly'

 

[chicago]

I made one up tonight when I was hyper as hell from a bunch of "EnergyShots" smoking a cigar, and rapping to "Big Pimpin'"

"The party doesn't stop when your name is Mairead."

When I tell a long story that ends up being not as exciting as I thought, I used to end it with "The End," but now I've gone the French route and end it with "Fin."

Oh, and some NESTees might remember "Gr."

I'll think of more later.

 

[TickleWolf]

"Jesus Fuckin' Christ!" Usually followed by , "Sorry there, Jesus".
I also like "You wanna step outside? If I'm not there in 5 minuets, start without me."

 

[TickleWolf]

That reminds me " I don't give a flyin' fuck at a rollin doughnut". "You've obviously mistaken me for somebody who gives a shit".

 

[Mitchell]

One of my all time favorites, to predict or describe what I believe will be the outcome of something, is "At The End Of The Day"
Also, many times if I refer to someone as a "Fuck", instead of referring to them as a "Fuck", I will refer to them as a "Fucknoid". That saying was picked up by a former friend at college.
Two other favorite sayings, also picked up from past friends, are "BFD" (Big Fucking Deal, of course) and "NFW" (No Fucking Way) In fact around the time of Y2K, I happened to come across a shirt that said "Y2K BFD". I had been saying "BFD" for probably 10 years before, so you know I just had to buy that shirt.
Sometimes, to refer to a person who I don't think highly of, especially intelligence wise, I will refer to them as a "Schnook". I also picked that up in college, from friends who decided that "Schnook" sounded a bit nicer than "Moron" or "Idiot", terms which I only use if someone is a true dummy.
Then, of course, there is the always favorite "Schmuck" or "Putz", and also one borrowed from my mom, Putzyana. I dont know where she got that one from!. Again, often used by me as interchangable, or instead of, Moron, or Idiot.

That's about all.

Mitch

 

[chicago]

When someone says something outlandish, you know, like "I'm going to torture you within an inch of your life," I usually reply with, "Yeah, maybe in FantasyLand."

 

[steph]

Oh ya, and my own: "that sucks gigantic monkey ass..." I dunno why everyone laughs when I say that, I think it's pretty self explan... 😀
XOXO

 

[ticklingfeet4fu]

I have a few of them myself.

" That'll go over like a Turd in a punch bowl!!! "

When there is trouble:

" Looking down 9 miles of bad road!!! "

And when someone tells me something unbelievable:

" Imagine That!!! "