Godmodding thread

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*Puts Trans-Dimensional Spanner™ in works, causing the Shop-Vac to be reduced to nothing as it goes completely haywire, simultaneously sucking itself up and being sucked up by itself in the process*

*Resumes munching*

 

[Cbarton]

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY PRECIOUS SHOP-VAC, YOU FIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!"

:::grabs Koopa....begins to throttle him....then clutches him....then brakes him...then accelerates him....then sets the choke on him::::

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*Mother of all Rimshots*

 

[nessonite1]

WHERE AM I?

*confused*

 

[Cbarton]

Nessie, you are still holding on to the HDS memorial...I was sucking in the rest of the universe around it...leaving you there until Koopa locked it up..

::throttles Koopa more:::

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

GACK! Somebody, help meeeeeeeee! I'm being strangled!

*Head pops off body, grows feet, and waddles off. Body continues being choked*

 

[Hungarian21]

Alright, break it up, thou fools!

*after being ignored, throws grenade between koopa and ky. Blows them apart. Runs, howling.*😛

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Ouch - that stung slighty. *Crumbles to pile of dust containing two eyes, which blink*

Now what I am meant to do? :wooha:

 

[Cbarton]

"this is just the start....never tick off a gov't employee!!!!"

::grabs koopa's head....tosses it in pile with the rest of his body....then detonates a bureaucracy grenade over him...it goes off, covering him in governmental red tape that grows in size....tieing him up...restraining all his movements....:::

"Not even a GodMod can escape the terror of...RED TAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Oh yeah? Well, everyone knows that red tape only contains so much power because it's red. So saying...

*Grabs a bucket of paint and a paintbrush in my mouth, and begin painting all the red tape blue. It immediately loses all of it's superpowers, and my head climbs free, before performing microsurgery to reattach it to my body. Trips Ky up with the excessive amount of blue tape*

 

[Cbarton]

"ahhh....not so fast..."

:::the red tape absords the blue paints...burps...becomes red...I throw it back onto Koopa::::the red tape attaches Koopa to the HDS memorial:::::

"you painted it UK blue....being an alumni, it properly obeys my commands..."

 

[nessonite1]

Oh swell! So I'm stuck here in a vacuum of nothingness while the universae around me has disapeared into the shopvac?

 

[Cbarton]

Yeah, sort of Nessie, but you still get to keep your Memorial....😉

 

[Hungarian21]

AND I'm still here! 😀........sorry, bad example.😛

*gets bored. looks at red tape. pokes it. * not much fun, are you?

*sets red tape on fire* Yaaaay! *watches red tape burn away*.........I'm bored again...😛

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Thank g...ahhhhh, now I'm on fire! - and stuck to HDS' memorial!!! And using an ever-increasing number of exclamation marks!!!!!!! Which I will eventually be eaten up by!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*GULP*

*Is eaten by a giant sentient exclamation mark*

 

[Hungarian21]

:wooha:whoops😛 *gets firehose the size of a pool* DONT WORRY! I DO THIS LOTS OF TIMES! 😉 *fires 43 gallons of water at Koopa* Well, fires out....but wheres koopa?😛

 

[Cbarton]

::::teleports to GodMod Lowe's....walks out with the NEW Mighty Shop-Vac...:::slurps up all 43 gallons of water AND Koopa....trapping him in the black hole-powered filtering device::::

"Back...and better than ever!!!!!! So many new attachements to use...heheheheheh..."

 

[Hungarian21]

*looks at new shop wack* I guess that means you found another one, huh? 😛

*summons toilet of gods* (acutally, its a basic toilet, most often found in theaters, with the motion sensing doohicky that flushes it for u once you get up, except its 124ft tall.) K, wanna empty that vaccum and flush the "junk"(notice, I even quoted it😛) in it? 😀

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Hang on - I got lost here; I was in a black hole, got attacked by some red tape and attached to the HDS memorial (still in the black hole).

Now I, and the black hole I'm still residing in (postcode - BLACKHOLE1 😛), have been sucked into a new improved Shop-Vac POWERED by another black hole? And what happens when black holes join together?

*Black holes merge, becoming one much larger black hole which is so gravitationally powerful, it sucks in the new Mighty Shop-Vac, which I then put into reverse and blow myself out of the black hole - finally. Then I place the black hole next to Ky, who gets sucked in there as well, and zip the black hole up*

Now THAT'S how to Godmod - by using actual physics to aid your arguments! 😛 Roffles his head off*

 

[nessonite1]

*hides self and memorial in a white hole just to be different)

 

[Cbarton]

::: pulls out my T.H.U.M.B....hitches ride on the Heart of Gold.....lands back....sucks Koopa back into Mighty Shop Vac, along with the entire group of contestants in the Annual Vogon Poetry Recitation competition...:::

"yes...it's cruel and inhuman....Koopa will love it!" ::: puts my towel back in a safe place on the Mighty Shop Vac:::::

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Oh yeah, like Zaphod would just give you a ride, just like that.

*Infinite Improbability Drive causes everyone to turn into fruits of various kinds. I am a coconut - tough outer shell, not much going on inside. 😛*

 

[nessonite1]

Oh great...just what this thread needs...

*smashes improbablity drive with a Logic textbook*

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

It's precisely what this thread needs, Nessie! 😀

*Logic textbook turns into a fish and goes "Goop! Goop!" at Ness*

 

[Cbarton]

::the mighty shop-vac becomes a bowl of petunias:::

"oh no...not again..."