Godmodding thread

[Cbarton]

:::attaches Improbability drive attachment to bowl of Petunias...it becomes....the NEW HDS Memorial gift shop:::

"oh bother...." ::jumps into Pacifer ocean while it drains:::

 

[amk714]

If I were God, everyone would be ticklish and would have to be tickled if they wanted to get into Heaven. 😀

 

[Hungarian21]

If I were God, everyone would be ticklish and would have to be tickled if they wanted to get into Heaven. 😀

How much?😀

*throws some more grenades in draining ocean* 🙄Still waiting for that 1st one to blow.......😛

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Well, given time dilation, it will never blow, Hungarian. Also, it will never even reach me, as I will always be going faster than the grenade. 😀 Physics aside...trousers are known to those in the US as pants (as opposed to pants, which are known to those in the US as underpants; the language barrier - dontcha just LOVE it? 😛).

*Gets a zillion quid and buys the new HDS memorial gift shop, then redesigns it into a high-class tickling/health spa. Admission (1 day pass): £1, or nearest offer. 😎*

 

[Hungarian21]

How much for a membership?😀

*brings nice young laides as suveniers.* 😛 I still cant spell.

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

How much for a membership?😀

How much do you have?

...Then double that figure, and that's the price of a membership. 😎

 

[Hungarian21]

:wooha:double?!.......*flies through wall of Bank Of America and steals enough for double*😀 God, I love my GODNESS! 😛 Gimme Membaship! NOW! XD

 

[Cbarton]

::: puts on GodMod baseball glove...catches the grenades on at a time...throws them back at Hungarian, alternating between curves balls, sliders, 2 seam fastballs, 4 seam fastballs, change-ups, split fingers, forkballs, and the occasional knuckler:::::

 

[Hungarian21]

*grenades blow and burn up stolen money*crime doesnt pay...😛

*Throws piranhas at ky* now would be a good time to get out of there....😛

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*grenades blow and burn up stolen money*crime doesnt pay...😛

*Throws piranhas at ky* now would be a good time to get out of there....😛

Well, for trying so hard to get the money, I'll give you a free membership. Let it never be said that I'm not generous on occasion. 😀

*Hits Ky over the head with a foam baseball bat* Ha-ha-bonk! 😀 😛

 

[Hungarian21]

*one of the fastballs thrown by ky hits me on the head. Gives me 5 minute long amnesia*:weird:
*looks at membership*.....what this do....😛

 

[Cbarton]

:::tosses crocodiles at the piranhas..they flee like wimps:::

::sucks up membership forms with the new mighty shop vac:::

 

[Hungarian21]

*drools*........:wooha:*notices membashipa is gone-a*........:sad:*cries* OOOOOWWWEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 😛 UGLY MAN TOOK ME PEPAAR! XD

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*A beam of light descends and teleports Hungarian away from Ky's laughable wrath 😛 and into the exclusive - and expensive - club*

Oy, Ky, stop harrassing my customers! *Takes his mighty Un-Shop-Vac and blows Ky away with it - literally*

 

[Hungarian21]

*amnesia goes away* what tha......? *looks around "exclusive & Expensive" club* ...HELLO! 😀 *realizes where he is and goes berserk* HEEEEEELLLLOOOO, LADIES! ^^

 

[Cbarton]

::😛uts on anti-UnShop-Vac shield attachment....sucks up all the remaining Crocs and piranhas in...then uses blower attachment to fire them at koopa:::

"eat scale, Koopa!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

OK Ky, I will. *Opens mouth REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY wide and swallows all the crocs and piranhi in one go*

What's for desert? *Thinks about his spelling*
And what's for dessert, as well?

 

[Cbarton]

"Dessert? you get what you asked for...."

::: places inlet attatchment of The Mighty Shop-Vac into the Sahara Desert....blows all the sands of the Sahara into Koopa's mouth::::

 

[Hungarian21]

*looks at the two's...."interesting" fight* :wooha: *watches as missfired sand and piranhas destroy the Great Wall of Chine* 😀 YES! Finally! I've been making promises to walk through the entire thing one day. Now, I dont have to! 😀

*throws in some magic salty water from the rest of the Pacifier Ocean to the sand that Koopa's swallowing. As magic salty water combines with sand, the 2 create an unexplainable nulclear reaction that destroys koopa's new "fun place", not to mention his taste buds* 😱 sorry...😛

 

[Hungarian21]

ok, what happened here? sooooooooo quiet! :awe:

*throws nuke*😀

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh - nuke in my mouth! :wooha:












Ka-B-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

*My head is repeatedly blown to bits before reforming each time. Finally, head regrows and does not blow up on 42nd attempt*

Owie...

 

[Hungarian21]

*watches as head reforms* Majin Buu! 😛

Lets see......*throws a rock in the Black Sea, which then sucks up all the water, then spits it out in space where it covers up 50% of the moon, so from now on there cannot be a full moon, and no more werewolfs.* 😎

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Instead, there are werewolf/merman hybrids that swim in the oceans and yet look like wolves - and they bite anything and anyone... :weird:

 

[Hungarian21]

And sharks run from them, too! 😀

 

[Cbarton]

::looks around to see if anyone besides Koopa and Hungarian are still here:::::