Godmodding thread

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*Plucks a feather from Nessyduck's back and uses it to tickle her*

Is that like self-tickling? 😛

@ Hungarian: You wouldn't want the hard work of being a mod, Hung. Plus they only make people who make useful contributions to the forum into mods, not guys like us who love to goof off. 😉
That said, I am a mod on another forum (which I can't anymore about 'cos of forum rules).

 

[Hungarian21]

Yeah, I figured so much; anyway, being mod looks like work...oh no...😛

 

[F.L. Atlanta 10]

*sneaks up behind H2* BOO!

 

[nessonite1]

*basks under the lamp, forgetting all the troubles of the world*

 

[Big_Dogg85]

*pzzzt, crackle, pop!

Ahhh shit, the light's burnt out! Well Koopa, have fun. 😀

*leaves replacement light with koopa then runs away from the soon to be enraged nessodile.

 

[nessonite1]

*one evil eye opens nand looks around for the cause of her loss of heat*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Sticks finger in purnt-out bulb's still fizzling interior. Fries*

 

[Hungarian21]

*sneaks up behind H2* BOO!

*farts* 😛 Thanx, I needed that.

*notices nessodile looking for her heat...realizes farts have a certain scent that either will anger or scare the nessodile.....shakes a little*.....maybe I should run?😛

 

[nessonite1]

*growls at everyone and slinks back to her cave (yes, I have a cave)*

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*Has underfloor heating installed in Nessodile's cave to keep her warm and happy, and not killing the other thread posters for a while. Also, replaces the damn lightbulb*

Hey, since when did you go back to being a Nessodile - I thought you were a Nessyduck? :?

 

[nessonite1]

*sprawls out on the warm floor, too content to bother answering*

 

[F.L. Atlanta 10]

*farts* 😛 Thanx, I needed that.

*notices nessodile looking for her heat...realizes farts have a certain scent that either will anger or scare the nessodile.....shakes a little*.....maybe I should run?😛

*skewers H2 and holds him over a fire* Mmmmmmmmmm, bar-b-que!

 

[Cbarton]

::;remembers that Nessie was actually turned into a kitten several posts back....places pile of GodMod Brand Super Catnip in front of the cave::::

 

[Big_Dogg85]

"That dirty double-crossing bastard! How dare he run off with Richard Nixon!" -Bender talking about his body

*opens up a basket with all sorts of sauces: A1, Chicken N Rib BBQ sauce, Lea & Perrins, among other things.

I figured I should add some spice to H2's perfectly cooked and skewered remains. 🙂

 

[Sockstickler]

Ok, this is my first time in this thread, so I might as well make a big impact. *Closes eyes, looks up, and raises arms parallel to the ground, palms upward. In my right hand is a hammer. Winds blow around me. My robes billow in the gusts. Dark storm clouds begin billowing into the thread. I open my eyes, and they begin to glow bright white. Rain begins to pour down into the thread, dousing the fire cooking H2. Thunder booms through the sky, and lightning flashes, hitting the ground in several spots. After a few minutes of this storm activity, the tempest slows down and I slowly settle back onto the ground* Now THAT is how a God-Mod makes an entrance 😛 I will let you know that right there, you got a huge hint as to my real name. At least my first name 😎

 

[Cbarton]

::holds umbrella over catnip to keep it dry::::

 

[Big_Dogg85]

You bastard socks!!! I got those sauces for absolutely no reason, now I'm mad!!!

*steals friend's bottle of Absinthe, that's right ABSINTHE!!!, ignites a lighter and spits the alcohol through the flame toward socks.

Flamethrower-style 😀

 

[Sockstickler]

What can I say? He was already cooked enough. I don't really care for well done unless it's on burgers. *raises hand, and a gust of wind blows the flame back at Dogg*
Oh, and as for the bastard comment, my parents were legally married, I assure you 😎

 

[Big_Dogg85]

Yes, that comment is a little dull and bland so I take it back... but that's no excuse for puting out the fire on such a good roast. 🙁

*turns Ness back into a kitten and smites socks with thunderbolts.

Maybe now she'll go for the catnip KY. 😀

 

[Sockstickler]

*raises hands and catches thunderbolts* Never mess with lightning. Especially with someone who at least shares the name with the thunder expert! *tosses thunderbolts back at Dogg*

 

[Big_Dogg85]

Ahhhh, would the hammer you referred to in a previous post be the famed Mjollnir?

*installs lightning rod and grounds it by HDS. ZAP!

Oops, fried again! 😛

 

[Sockstickler]

Mmm it might, yes. At least when I remember to actually grab it 😛

 

[Big_Dogg85]

Ahhhhhh, getting into Norse godmodding are we? Fine, I can play that way!

*summons Nidhogg to burn villagers and peasants.

Thank god for Age of Mythology! 😀

 

[Sockstickler]

Nidhogg eh? I guess I should be glad you didn't go with Jormangund, the infamous Midgard Serpent. *raises hammer and a great bolt of lightning crashes against Nidhogg's head*

 

[Big_Dogg85]

yeah, I didn't want to go as far as that, I wanted to go farther!

*uses ultimate power to cause RAGNAROK!

Top that! 😀