Godmodding thread

[Sockstickler]

Hmmm, out of curiosity, nothing personal. *bolt of lightning zaps metal whip*

 

[Big_Dogg85]

*grabs ahold of F.L.'s whips and continues powering up, creating earthquakes. F.L. is forced to continuously suck up power until he explodes.

Nothing can stop me, not even me! >_<

*feels brief shock from lightning, then grabs Mjollnir, snaps it in two then toss it into the abyss.

 

[Cbarton]

*grabs ahold of F.L.'s whips and continues powering up, creating earthquakes. F.L. is forced to continuously suck up power until he explodes.

Nothing can stop me, not even me! >_<

"nothing??? Let's see..." ::: places power leech attachment on TMSV...attaches it to big dogg and F.L....draining them both::::

 

[Sockstickler]

*rubs hands together* I've been waiting a long time to do this one! *puts on big, pointy hat and blue cloak, so only my eyes are visible* BOLT 3 MUTHAFUGGA!!! (Props to anyone who gets the reference) *Zaps Dogg's whips with a huge lightning blast*

 

[Big_Dogg85]

*feels drain from TMSV and stronger lightning...after brief lapse, dogg shrugs it off and continues his powering up, so strong it can be felt several threads away.

KY, TMSV will meet the same fate as F.L. and Socks, you've got nothing.

I'm past the point of stopping, nothing will prevent my catastrophe from realization.

 

[Sockstickler]

Ah, but there's something you forgot to take into account. That was the Craftsman Mjollnir model. You broke it, but Craftsman products always come with a lifetime guarantee, so therefore...
*A Sears delivery truck pulls into the thread. Random delivery dude comes out with a hammer and a clipboard* "Sign here sir."
Thank you. *wields replacement Mjollnir*

 

[F.L. Atlanta 10]

Hmmm, out of curiosity, nothing personal. *bolt of lightning zaps metal whip*

*lightning sparks againts the whips and disappears* Interesting young one. *breaths smoke as I talk.*

*grabs ahold of F.L.'s whips and continues powering up, creating earthquakes. F.L. is forced to continuously suck up power until he explodes.

Nothing can stop me, not even me! >_<

*feels brief shock from lightning, then grabs Mjollnir, snaps it in two then toss it into the abyss.

*sees dogg grab my whip* Tsk, tsk, tsk. *retracks the whip and flings dogg through the air.

"nothing??? Let's see..." ::: places power leech attachment on TMSV...attaches it to big dogg and F.L....draining them both::::

You can't be serious?!?! A leech on METAL?!?!?! *skewers the TMSV and kyhawkeye with two of many of my metal stabbing weapons*

*rubs hands together* I've been waiting a long time to do this one! *puts on big, pointy hat and blue cloak, so only my eyes are visible* BOLT 3 MUTHAFUGGA!!! (Props to anyone who gets the reference) *Zaps Dogg's whips with a huge lightning blast*

*looks at socks* You are an IDIOT! *turns fully invisible*

*feels drain from TMSV and stronger lightning...after brief lapse, dogg shrugs it off and continues his powering up, so strong it can be felt several threads away.

KY, TMSV will meet the same fate as F.L. and Socks, you've got nothing.

I'm past the point of stopping, nothing will prevent my catastrophe from realization.

*breaks free from dogg*

 

[F.L. Atlanta 10]

Ah, but there's something you forgot to take into account. That was the Craftsman Mjollnir model. You broke it, but Craftsman products always come with a lifetime guarantee, so therefore...
*A Sears delivery truck pulls into the thread. Random delivery dude comes out with a hammer and a clipboard* "Sign here sir."
Thank you. *wields replacement Mjollnir*

*shakes head*

 

[Big_Dogg85]

F.L., are you godmodding as Omega Red right now or something?

*still powering up, stops short of a wall and levitates then uses force push in F.L.'s general direction to send him sailing across the thread, hitting socks and ky on the way.

Ah, but there's something you forgot to take into account. That was the Craftsman Mjollnir model. You broke it, but Craftsman products always come with a lifetime guarantee, so therefore...
*A Sears delivery truck pulls into the thread. Random delivery dude comes out with a hammer and a clipboard* "Sign here sir."
Thank you. *wields replacement Mjollnir*

A pity with replacement products, especially godly ones, they do not compare to the original.

*fires very minor ball of energy at replacement Mjollnir, disintegrating it.

Craftsman and Bob Vila... pfft. LONG LIVE TIM "THE TOOLMAN" TAYLOR!!! 😛

 

[Sockstickler]

*stands back up and looks at handle of hammer* Ok, from now on, I'm only endorsing Binford products 😛

 

[F.L. Atlanta 10]

F.L., are you godmodding as Omega Red right now or something?

*still powering up, stops short of a wall and levitates then uses force push in F.L.'s general direction to send him sailing across the thread, hitting socks and ky on the way.

Omega Red my ass. He is a wuss compared to me. *dodges dogg's shot* Furthermore, you can't see me now since I am INVISIBLE, and haven't you read this thread from page 1 to this current page? *thinks* To answer you question dogg, I am a Terminator right now that I call the T - 10,000. Just combine all of the terminators from Terminator 1 - 3, and you get me. 😎 😀 :happy: 🙂

 

[Sockstickler]

*Looks around* Um, isn't there some God of Really Frigging Massive EM Pulses or something?

 

[F.L. Atlanta 10]

*fires an EMP that fries everything with a electronic chip except for myself*

 

[Sockstickler]

Hmmm, not quite what I had in mind.

 

[Big_Dogg85]

That's why I said general direction earlier, but whatever, I'm still powering up. It's time for my catastrophe. I figured, no point destroying the thread since, in agreement with Koopa, it finds a way to destroy itself every page or so, therefore.

*unleashes enormous amount of energy upon the Earth, creating a new river similar to the Nile of Ancient Egypt, long, open valleys, lush forests, and one damn long stretch of beach on either side. Dogg then promptly shatters like glass and disappears in the wind.

🙂

 

[Sockstickler]

Ah, so instead of a global cataclysm, we get a luxury resort 😎 *pulls up a beach chair along the beach and kicks back*

 

[F.L. Atlanta 10]

What the ...!!!!!!!!! *shrugs and wanders around the universe*

 

[Hungarian21]

*bitten off parts slightly chewed by FL come to life and climb into bigdog through one of the open holes on his body....rearange organs*

 

[F.L. Atlanta 10]

*bitten off parts slightly chewed by FL come to life and climb into bigdog through one of the open holes on his body....rearange organs*

*ROFLMAO* Interesting.

 

[Hungarian21]

Has anyone else noticed we've reached page 100 and post 1000 here? :happy: (post 1000 done by FL)

 

[F.L. Atlanta 10]

Has anyone else noticed we've reached page 100 and post 1000 here? :happy: (post 1000 done by FL)

Of course! *throws self-cleaning confetti©*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Celebrates, throws pumpkinfetti*

 

[Big_Dogg85]

I'm sorry H2, currently my organs have become bits of dust and I am quite positive they are now part of the wind, but I will be reanimating myself soon. 😀

*throws confetti in the spirit world

 

[F.L. Atlanta 10]

*Celebrates, throws pumpkinfetti*

LOL, you should patent that HDS.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

LOL, you should patent that HDS.

Done and done. *Pumpkin patent action*