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Godmodding thread

*appears out of nowhere, like Gazoo on the Flintstones...*

"Mwahahahahaha... uh..."

*Flies over to Nessonite, and catches some of the hair she ripped out of her head*

"BWAH!"

*Chameleon eats this, and upon throwing it back up, its A giant Nessonite Hair-Kitty Cat*

Nessie Hair-Cat: "Mraow!"
 
Yeah, 'cept it's a cat. About as much a clone of you as this is a clone of me:

***Takes a few cells from own body, clones myself BUT alters the Y chromosome to an X***

😵

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA! I have absolutely no idea why I just cloned myself into a woman... :weird:
 
*looks at Buddybob*

best idea EVER!!

*puts on sexy white lab coat, pulls hair up into a business-like style with a few wisps of hair falling down here and there, puts on glasses. nessie has transformed into Sexy Anime Scientist Girl*

*pours a cup full of liquid from the tap in the blender....seperates it into several test tubes and adds various smelly chemicals to each one. Pours the whole lot into a scary looking machine that looks like a cross between a washer and a car engine. presses a button and, after much whirring, humming, squeaking, and screaming, HDS is propelled out of the back of the machine gasping for breath.*

Eureka!

*grabs a spare pokeball from Buddybob and captured HDS inside it*

*hangs him on her belt for later use*
 
Ness, I challenge you to a PokeBattle.

One pokeball each.

I choose ........... *orders a Blastoise off of E-Bay*

*Guy in uniform comes up and says "Here's your delivery, sign here please!" and walks away as I unwrap my new pokemon*

I choose Blastoise!
 
You're on!!!!
I choose you, HDS!
*feels she's forgotten something*
*Godmods a ring and stands at one end, looking menacing*
I choose you, HDS!!
*throws pokeball into center of the ring and HDS pops out, still singing along with the theme from Gilligan's Island*
 
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***Imagines Nessonite as a (paraphrase): "menacing looking Sexy Anime Scientist Girl" Brain goes into overload and dribbles out of ears***

O well - goes with the fried ear. 😀

*Eats fried ear and grows a new one*

For the pokebattle, I choose...damn, I just remembered; I don't have any Pokemon! O well...

*Sends chibi-Koopa-mon into the ring, making it a 3-way pokebattle. 😎*
 
*eyes koopa-mon*

I give the orders here, HDS! *points to Pokemaster badge*

*ponders*
HDS...Electric Ginsu attack!
 
chibi-Koopa-mon (in squeaky voice, posh English accent): Let us commence with the combat, what?

*Fires an EM pulse at Blastoise*
 
:::flips switch.....Ship vac spits out a PokeHairBall::

"Ok...I'm ready.."
 
=o

Blastoise, HYDRO PUMP!

*Two menacingly large streams of water fly towards HDS, then I stand and watch all tense like in Dragonball Z and see if HDS is stil alive*
 
Oh, the suspense!!

*as the mist settles HDS-mon staggers to his feet*

Oh no, he's down from 160 hp to just 78! HDS, Morning Breath Fire Storm Attack! And try to hit him this time!
 
An explosion is heard on the distant edge of earth, Blue flames jump up from the ground. The anvils melt, the rabbits die off, and the trees burn to the ground. What is left are charred remnants of what once was. Looking to the side, you hear horns begin to blow, like in one of those mephisto operas. The music stops to let another play, Beethoven's ninth symphony in scherzo. A dark cloud tower rises from the mountainside on earth's edge, and begins to float toward you. As the music gets wilder, you see, Me! I am riding the locusts of doom! And behind me ar my army of Necrean soldiers. Upon their horses they shoot arrows. The locusts of doom encircle Koopacoop and whittle him down to a line of bone. Then FL Atlanta.
"Now my soldiers! Tomorrow the world!" turns to HisDivineShadow and General Zod.. "But first I need to make the divine, unholy!" Throws water from a nearby lake onto HDS, then attacks Zod with myself, locusts, and Soldiers.
 
:::😛ut on hot plate attachement on Shop Vac....start making more holy water:::

"how do you make holy water, you ask? By boiling the Hell out of it.."

:::new rimshot occurs...echoes throughout the universe...the concussion knocks Ribber of his locust and extinquishes HSD's fire breath:::::
 
*shakes head*

Tsk Tsk Tsk Nessie! You should really know, that in the world of Pokemon, Fire never works against.....Blastoise? *looks at Blastoise and sees that he is almost unconcious after HDS' morning breathe attack*

Darn. He has been gassed. Quickly Blastoise, Bombard HDS with your supreme flying TURTLE SHELL ATTACK!

*Blastoise jumps up n the air and spins at 15,000 RPM and flies towards HDS*

>>>insert massive explosion here<<<

*eagerly awaits the results*
 
*HDS is knocked flat on his ass by the attack* (I can say that for him cause he's my pokemon!)

Get up! get up!! You can do it!

*HDS staggers and stumbles, eventually standing upright, if wobbly. Nessie looks at his stats, down to 5 hp. should have remembered that Morning Breath Fire Storm is so powerful that it drains the attacker's hp. HDS can not stand to do it again. nessie looks at Blastoise and sees that he is down to the same 5 hp left.*

*Goes for x2 damage to finish Blastoise off*
HDS...Thunder!!
 
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