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Godmodding thread

Yarr, indeed, you be first mate. But if you're to be me first mate, we need to be able to understand you. *Creates parakeet-o-translator medallion and hangs it around her neck*
 
*uses tiny talons to grip HDS's pirate shirt to keep from blowing away*
cheep! cheep!
"prepare to die, Koopa!"
 
*Grows longer beard and stick candles in it* Avast! *Wonders if someone should check to see if the good ship Cheep! is sailing in the right direction*
 
*lights flash across chest*

"I'm a parakeet! I can't read maps!"
 
::;places cannon attachments on the Good Ship Shop-Vac....sails out to battle:::

"Arrrrr....Ayyyeeee... Ayyyyyyyy....Ayyyyyeeeee....Arrrrrrrr"

::now places patch on other eyes, reads the eye chart again::::tosses HDS a babble-fish so he can understand his first amte::::
 
*flutters down to land on the steering wheel, pointing her wing ahead and cheeps a parakeep warcry*
 
cheep cheep!!

*flies around the deck with a little dagger in her beak*
 
*Shades eyes with hand* Arrr, it looks to have something built on it. Have we found the fortress of Koopa? *Draws sword*
 
cheep!!

"It is the fort of that scurvey dog! Prepare for battle!"
 
*flutters to land on the top of the cannon, lit match in beak*

*lowers flame and hops back to HDS's shoulder, covering ears with wings*
 
*KABOOM!* Thar she goes! *Cannonball sails off...and hits the ocean beside the island* No matter, ADJUST! *Turn cannon*
 
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