Godmodding thread

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Including the dead ones... 😉

*Climbs out of oven and joins the other drakes in chasing Nessyduck around the thread*

😛

Meanwhile....Big Dogg also gets cheapshot-ed by the BLACK SCREEN OF DESTRUCTION! MwahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahduiSHAdhbdw;ofuwehbifuWBSIYFBuqaHBNWUOEqiuhOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111ONEONEONEONETWO

 

[nessonite1]

@ koopa... I'm sitting in a tree, you nut ^^
Unless you mean the Nessdummy, which is lying dead on the ground. XP

 

[Big_Dogg85]

Did someone get the licence plate number of that bus?!?!? owwww!

*throws a fireball at the dummy and totally disintegrates it.

LOOK DUCKS, SHE'S IN THE TREE.

*points lightsaber towards the real Nessie, still in the tree.

and from a previous thread, on the note of Naruto, don't try anything funny Nessie... I, like Kakashi, have a sharingan eye! :wooha:

 

[Hungarian21]

*pokes Jedi-eye* Ha ha! 😛

*turns into a nessodile. Rampages across the thread, chewing on a few fingers as I pass by*

 

[Big_Dogg85]

*feels eye
Owwwww!

*looks at finger
Owwwww!

OWWWWWWWWWW!

(for this, think Ace Ventura and tranq darts)

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Arfgh - my webbed foot! *Bites Hungdile on the leg in retaliation* There! 😛

*Chops down the tree Nessyduck is hiding in by using my ultra-sharp wit as a hacksaw* RIMSHOT *and then, along with all the other drakes, starts chasing her as per my previous post* 😀

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THE BLACK SCREEN OF DESTRUCTION (BS2) CHALLENGES THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH (BS) TO A GAME OF NOUGHTS AND CROSSES (A.K.A. TIC-TAC-TOE).

BS2 PLACES A CROSS IN THE UPPER MIDDLE SQAURE.

YOUR MOVE, BS.

 

[Big_Dogg85]

*adds a 20, no 15 post (give or take for my post) time limit for koopa and the drakes to capture Nessles McDuck before world explodiates.

😀

 

[Cbarton]

*Chops down the tree Nessyduck is hiding in by using my ultra-sharp wit as a hacksaw*

If yer usin' that as a saw, we'll be here a few millinia...

:::: puts crosscut bucksaw attachment on TMSV.....reduces the tree into kindling, mulch, and a lon cabin slightly resemblign the old HDS memorial::::

 

[nessonite1]

*dives into mote*

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*Swims after Nessyduck, rallying my duck-troops*

Quick, men...I mean, ducks...I mean, drakes! We must catch her before the world explodiates again!

*Remembers he can't swim, and grabs a rubber ring-float. Continues paddling as if his life depends on it*

 

[nessonite1]

*dives to the bottom and communes with the mermaids*

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*drains the moat, and punishes Nessyduck for misspelling it in the first place (not mote), by tickling her, and then...um...changes her into a kitten*

I wonder who shall be the first here to dare to make a pussy-related joke off of this post... ? :weird: :wooha:

 

[Hungarian21]

I wonder if ness's pussy cat form will affect that pussyness that you get from a cat when your pussy cat is feeling pussy catish...(me)😛

*looks at bitten leg* grrrrrrrumble.....*jumps in water and swims after koops*

 

[nessonite1]

meow!

 

[Hungarian21]

*suddenly stops*what was that? *locates kittyness* (that just has such a nice ring to it!😉). *realizes I have no clue what it is. Casously (sp?) moves forward*.....

 

[Big_Dogg85]

*transforms nessie cat into angry lioness!

6 posts remaining til explodiation!

😀

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*Thread explodiates ahead of schedule*

O bugger! 😛

 

[Big_Dogg85]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh...now I can't use my novelty bomb!

*places bomb in middle of thread, walks away and presses the trigger. Bomb explodiates, leaving massive mess of whipped cream all over.

Damnit all koopa, it would have been the perfect prank and a motivator for them drakes. Then you had to blow the thread up again. 😛

 

[Hungarian21]

*places bomb in middle of thread, walks away and presses the trigger. Bomb explodiates, leaving massive Ness of whipped cream all over.

Fixed! 😀

...wow, I'm soooo origional...😛

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

@ Hungarian: ...ROTFLMFAOOAOA!!! 😀

Hahaa, Big Dogg - I foiled your plan! 😛 Must admit though, I've heard of A-bombs and H-bombs, neutron bombs and pipe bombs, but I've never heard of a novelty bomb before now. 🙂 D'ya think I could borrow the schematics?

Also, why didn't you just wait for the thread to rejuvenate itself and THEN detonate your novelty bomb? 🙂

 

[Hungarian21]

because next weeks anti novel week. 😛

 

[Big_Dogg85]

I wanted to leave a mess, and since the thread was already a mess, I figured I may as well add to it...

*hands koopa crumpled napkin with novelty bomb schematics and hot stripper's phone number on the back.

Oops 😱 I'll take that back!

*rips back off then magically makes army of duck hunters: little children with Nintendo guns! 😛

(If for some legitimate reason anything in particular above doesn't sit very well mods or admin, by all means trash it)

 

[Hungarian21]

*grumbles*if only i were a mod...😛

*nintendokiddos march for ducks, when they meet with the nessodile hungadile* .....hi? 😛

 

[Big_Dogg85]

*erects massive heat lamp that the nessodile hungdile immediately goes to.

10 hours later, not a single feathery casualty... back to the drawing board.

*takes a massive eraser and removes the nintendo gun toting ankle-biters from the world.

 

[Hungarian21]

oooooooohhh.......preeeety liiiiiiiiight....😛