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Godmodding thread

Ah, that bad. *Lays hand on your wound, mutters some words, and when I pull my hand away, the wound is healed.*
 
I'm also sporting a pretty stylish arm wound that I also believe was from Nessie. Watch out for Ethereal though... I thought a pacifier would work, but it seems that Ethereal is starting to become feral. Watch out!!!
 
*deftly climbs out of the shop-van pen and totters to Ethereal's swing. She pulls it waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back and shoves him forwars, hoping to send him looping around the top*
 
nessonite said:
*deftly climbs out of the shop-van pen and totters to Ethereal's swing. She pulls it waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back and shoves him forwars, hoping to send him looping around the top*
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hey! no fair! stop! *kicks legs wildly*
I'm sorry! GET ME OUT OF HERE n_n

*shoots off weakened spells that make all of ness's favorite things.*
 
At least there aren't any evil monkeys around...

*turns around to see millions of evil monkeys and evil asian monkeys pointing evily at him.

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, IT'S THE CHIMPOCALYPSE!!!

*transforms into a Great Dane, his name sake.
 
Alright, time to try something.
*Kneels down to the ground, raises hand. My hand glows bright orange. A column of soil lifts up out of the ground and flattens the Chimpocalypse monkeys.*
 
:😛icks up Nessie, spanks her bottom for being naughty....takes Ethereal out of the swing...puts GodModlet Nessie in it...places Ethereal in the playpen with Kimmie::

"Children...keep this up and there will be no Barney or Teletubbies today...and I'll force you to watch Sailor Moon ALL DAY, Nessie-poo...."

:::dresses wounds of all injured parties....walks back in room holding the dreaded Flyswatter of Complete GomModlet Infantile Discipline in my hands....::
 
*still as Great Dane, starts barking and charging at the monkeys, as they begin stampeding towards the playpens.

No, the children!!! I gotta stop them!

*begins attacking monkeys with his flamethrower.
 
There are millions upon millions of them, continuously spawning...did I forget to mention that? 😛

So yeah... * continues to take down monkeys and puts one of them on fire near the playpen... far enough away that it won't set the little ones on fire but close enough to give them heat
 
big_dogg85 said:
There are millions upon millions of them, continuously spawning...did I forget to mention that? 😛

So yeah... * continues to take down monkeys and puts one of them on fire near the playpen... far enough away that it won't set the little ones on fire but close enough to give them heat
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Um yeah, you might have forgot about that part. *Looks around* Ok, this could be messy. *Sees the fire* Oh thanks! I can use that! *My hand glows red, and flames leap out from the torched monkey and fly past all of the others, turning things into one big primate barbecue*
 
Well, when the monkeys are all gone I think I'll stay as a Great Dane: an overpowering and gentle four-legged giant.

*sits down, then barks and howls. (I'm not a wolf! 😉 )
 
*casts several weakened-by-child-state-chaos-bolts that the monkeys near nessonite, converting some to his cause and killing the others.*

oh. the swing. *hands nessonite her salvation made of tinkertoys and wadded buggle gum.* GRAB ON THIS.
 
oof! *pulls really hard and sends an atrophy spell down the makeshift rope, to help nessie slip out of that terrible, swing*

come on! almost!
 
*flies across the room as she is freed, landing on top of Ethereal*

You made me fall, you dummy! Bad! *kicks Ethereal in the knee and runs away*
 
nessonite said:
*flies across the room as she is freed, landing on top of Ethereal*

You made me fall, you dummy! Bad! *kicks Ethereal in the knee and runs away*
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n_n
*chars some of her toys beyond recognition while the war is going on outside their protected playpen.*
 
*lets out an ear-piercing series of barks that scares many of the monkeys away. The monkeys then evily point their finger and dogg becomes incapacitated.
 
*Draws katana blade and begins taking out as many monkeys as I can get too.* There's too many of them!
 
*beats several monkeys with a plastic squeaky hammer. For some reason this causes them to burst into flames and turn quickly into harmless lumps of monkey-ashes*
 
*Looks next to me and sees a sink.* Hmmm... *Chops off the faucet with my sword (Yes, it is that sharp 😎 ) and water gushes out. My hand glows bright blue, and a wave of water comes out, sweeping away more monkeys*
 
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