Okay, after a lot of whining by my buddy Tiger, I've decided to cut him some slack and go watch him screw up the Open. I'll be giving him some pointers during Fridays round, so if you see him giggling on TV, that'll be me telling him a joke. I'll be the big guy in a sandy blue golf shirt with a goofy baseball hat...probably my Mets one (if they don't do anything too embarassing the night before)...look for me and let's hope that it's not raining.... golf...psshaw...perfectly good waste of a nice walk, to paraphrase that old saw a bit. Sigh..the things I do for friends...
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Golf -- The U.S Open & Qjakal
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red indian
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jesus christ Q!!!!!!!!!
Who gives a monkeys?????????? its the World Cup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who gives a monkeys?????????? its the World Cup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
World Cup....
I've HEARD of soccer, but other than that it seems like golf with a much bigger ball and a bit of defense thrown in...using people instead of sand bunkers and hills and such...same basic idea though... 😉 Q
I've HEARD of soccer, but other than that it seems like golf with a much bigger ball and a bit of defense thrown in...using people instead of sand bunkers and hills and such...same basic idea though... 😉 Q
Biggles of 266
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Brute force?
It's poetry in motion, the result of a life-time of training, it's pure skill and emotion, it's an incredible display of the human body, it's hot south american women in the stands, it's... time for my medication...
consider yourself lucky I got to you before Red did 😛 Good luck for England against Denmark Red.
It's poetry in motion, the result of a life-time of training, it's pure skill and emotion, it's an incredible display of the human body, it's hot south american women in the stands, it's... time for my medication...
consider yourself lucky I got to you before Red did 😛 Good luck for England against Denmark Red.
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Let us know if you see Martina Hingis at the US Open - as she's injured and can't play Wimbledon, her beau Sergio Garcia has made noises that the two of them will go public as a couple sometime during the event. As the PGA Tour leader in total driving, Sergio is being touted as the second favourite, and apparently even the defender, Retief Goosen, has picked him as the likely winner.
GOLF?!?!
Ah memories....
I remember this one time a couple years ago. I was sleeping peacefully in my bed when a band of about 45 hostile freaks broke into my house. They made caffiene-free tea, folded my lanudry, and dusted everything, removing any trace of a fingerprints or life. They blasted their insane polka music and crocheted argyle socks while I peeked form behind my door at the scene that brought horror to my mind.
The next thing I know they were upon me like a pack of hungry wolves on fresh meat! They bound me and gagged me...tied me to a chair and placed me in front of a tv! Then they turned on....GOLF!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOT GOLF!!!!!!!!
In whispers and light breath, behind me, they conversed about the ball, the cup...the slope..the green! I couldn't take it! I tried to gnaw off my ears to avoid the horror.....fruitless endeavor! I finally blocked out the pain by building up enough tears to blur the sight and crying so loudly I could nothing but my own sobbing. Hours went by...HOURS I SAY!! Then then left me...tired and weak.
Thank GOD for that rugby player who came by that morning. He loosed my ropes and set me free from my bondage...and I was alive...I WAS ALIVE!
Joby. 😛
Ah memories....
I remember this one time a couple years ago. I was sleeping peacefully in my bed when a band of about 45 hostile freaks broke into my house. They made caffiene-free tea, folded my lanudry, and dusted everything, removing any trace of a fingerprints or life. They blasted their insane polka music and crocheted argyle socks while I peeked form behind my door at the scene that brought horror to my mind.
The next thing I know they were upon me like a pack of hungry wolves on fresh meat! They bound me and gagged me...tied me to a chair and placed me in front of a tv! Then they turned on....GOLF!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOT GOLF!!!!!!!!
In whispers and light breath, behind me, they conversed about the ball, the cup...the slope..the green! I couldn't take it! I tried to gnaw off my ears to avoid the horror.....fruitless endeavor! I finally blocked out the pain by building up enough tears to blur the sight and crying so loudly I could nothing but my own sobbing. Hours went by...HOURS I SAY!! Then then left me...tired and weak.
Thank GOD for that rugby player who came by that morning. He loosed my ropes and set me free from my bondage...and I was alive...I WAS ALIVE!
Joby. 😛
Thelma Lou
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Bethpage Black...beautiful!
Gil and I took a ride out to Bethpage State Park on Sunday to snap up some U.S. Open stuff at the HUGE "merchandise pavillion". The course is beautiful! Couldn't score any tickets....but hey I got my U.S. Open hat! 🙂
~Thelma Lou
Gil and I took a ride out to Bethpage State Park on Sunday to snap up some U.S. Open stuff at the HUGE "merchandise pavillion". The course is beautiful! Couldn't score any tickets....but hey I got my U.S. Open hat! 🙂
~Thelma Lou
OH, VEN!!!!
I'm sure Golf has it high points, otherwise it wouldn't be on every freakin' tv channel on a Saturday afternoon!! LOL To quote my father, who now LOVES the game, "I never would have goten into it if the remote's batteries had worked after my back surgery!" HeeHee
I personally prefer archery. (Seriously is my game) Now if you could just put some little spikes on that ball so they stick to a target, it might get interesting!!😛
Joby
I'm sure Golf has it high points, otherwise it wouldn't be on every freakin' tv channel on a Saturday afternoon!! LOL To quote my father, who now LOVES the game, "I never would have goten into it if the remote's batteries had worked after my back surgery!" HeeHee
I personally prefer archery. (Seriously is my game) Now if you could just put some little spikes on that ball so they stick to a target, it might get interesting!!😛
Joby
