I was at one of those "Holy Laughter" services and there was a scattering of laughter throughout the church. Then a woman with long blonde hair and wearing a white cotton safari styled dress with big shiny white buttons down the front and big shiny white buttons on the pockets started laughing hysterically a few pews in front of me making her long blonde hair whip back and forth across her face. She had such an infectious laugh that I started giggling and got such a boner that the three big shiny black buttons on the fly of my cargo denims started glistening in the light. A "friend" sitting next to me noticed and he started giggling as he ran his fingertips up and down my sides forcing me to frantically twist and turn in giggles and gasps. I started throbbing in such excitement that the three big shiny black buttons on my fly wiggled with devilish delight. A deacon noticed and came over and helped my "friend" tickle my waist and sides making me frantically clutch my arms to my sides and forcing me to laugh hysterically like the woman in helpless hysterics who was now bouncing up and down in her pew in contortions of helpless laughter like a woman possessed. Soon they had me laughing so much that my excitement subsided as I was overcome with breathless laughter and eye rolling panic. They tickled me to the brink of insanity as the congregation laughed on and on totally oblivious to my plight of desperate agonizingly pleasurable hysterical laughter. It was as if the Father had told the entire congregation an impossibly funny joke that reduced us all to the giggling, gasping, chortling, laughing, and helpless hysterics of little children.
Looking back on the experience I deserved to be tickled half to death for getting a boner in church; however, they did etch permanent laugh lines into my face.
After that, they asked me to wear cargo pants with big fly buttons so that they could more easily see if I was finding the service to exciting and then after the service I would be tickled to more agonizingly pleasurable hysterics. 😀