Guys --> What is your penis's name?

[toyou444]

Now come on...everyone does it.

My is Herman. Why, I hear you all shout in unison?

It was at my 21st birthday party. Someone had bought me a FarSide t-shirt that I had slipped on and while I was talking to someone a female friend came over and was squinting and staring at my shirt...although it looked as if she was staring a little further south. When I realized she was looking at me I smiled and asked "What? Is Herman putting on a show?" And we all laughed.

Oddly enough, later that year I dated a girl named Lilly...so it was Herman and Lilly...like the Munsters.

Er, anyway...

~ toyou

 

[Ignatz]

At a party back in college, I decided mine needed a name, so I thought of calling it the Titanic. Everything was going fine until some chick christened it with a champagne bottle...I don't remember much after that.

 

[toyou444]

At a party back in college, I decided mine needed a name, so I thought of calling it the Titanic. Everything was going fine until some chick christened it with a champagne bottle...I don't remember much after that.

Damn...I thought I was going to get a "until it went down" joke there.

~ toyou

 

[isabeau]

At a party back in college, I decided mine needed a name, so I thought of calling it the Titanic. Everything was going fine until some chick christened it with a champagne bottle...I don't remember much after that.

omg ignatzy too funny. and what the heck am i doing posting in this thread????? bad bad toyou for making me read this.

isabeau

 

[amk714]

My penis doesn't have a name. I simply call it ... dick! (Notice it's not capitalized.)

 

[BigJim]

Kong.

 

[sole seeker]

I don't have a nickname for my genitals either...

Is "Willie The One-Eyed Wonder Worm" already taken?

 

[amk714]

I think I've been inspired by Jim's post. From now on, my penis will be known as ... Mr. Wanker! And considering what I do with it, that's quite an appropriate name. 😀

 

[isabeau]

Kong.

uh dream on Biggie

isabeau

 

[BigJim]

uh dream on Biggie

isabeau

I'm in fits right now, because you just made it sound like you have personal knowedge of the matter. 😀

 

[isabeau]

I'm in fits right now, because you just made it sound like you have personal knowedge of the matter. 😀

uh me?????? i'll never tell lol

isabeau

 

[Dave2112]

I haven't actually named it, but it's usually referred to as The Meatsaber.

Since you bring it up, though...I guess a name is long overdue. Now, not to come across as narcissistic, but I've been told by a few members of the fairer sex that I was a bit bigger than they expected from someone of my short stature.

So....I've decided to name him Cheney.

He's the biggest dick I can think of.

 

[BigJim]

Oh Gawd Your Masterness, you nearly fuckin' killed me. 😀

 

[amk714]

So....I've decided to name him Cheney.

He's the biggest dick I can think of.

LMAO! I can picture it now: "Hey babe, wanna see my Cheney? It's in an undisclosed location!"

 

[maniactickler]

Id call mine lonely.

 

[venray]

Stewie...........

 

[Storm_Cat]

Coolbreeze Johnson ... ??

 

[kurchatovium]

Would you believe Captain Sticky? 😉 😀 😀 😛 😛

 

[General Zod]

I call mine Zod Jr

 

[venray]

and I thought you called him "Mini Zod"............

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Mr. Winky, here. 🙂

 

[Mimi]

Yeah I know, I'm a woman and shouldn't be in this thread, but so what. Who's gonna throw me out?! 😛

Lazzy doesn't have a name for his. He doesn't need to. All three of his real names (first, middle, and last) happen to be slang terms for penises. Nicknaming his member would be overkill...LOL

My ex actually named my nether regions.... "Priscilla". 😀

Mimi

 

[BigJim]

Yeah I know, I'm a woman and shouldn't be in this thread, but so what. Who's gonna throw me out?! 😛

Lazzy doesn't have a name for his. He doesn't need to. All three of his real names (first, middle, and last) happen to be slang terms for penises. Nicknaming his member would be overkill...LOL

My ex actually named my nether regions.... "Priscilla". 😀

Mimi

So every time that scene from Austin Powers comes on he keeps looking round the door asking who wants him?

I'm just praying his middle one ain't "wang" or "pecker".

 

[TKpervert]

Where in HELL would you ever see a thread like this 'cept for the TMF ??? 😀

Oh wait, Google shows 244 other sites, but I bet they don't have as much fun as we do. Unique bunch here.

BTW I call mine 'Mr. Clumsy', as it makes a major mess wherever it goes.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Yeah I know, I'm a woman and shouldn't be in this thread, but so what. Who's gonna throw me out?! 😛
Mimi

Oh SHIT!
There's chicks reading this thread?!?
Then in that case I call mine the ROD OF OAKEN STEEL!