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Happy Birthday To Melanie
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General Zod
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Happy birthday Melanie 
Enjoy seeing Tim Wilson He is very funny
Enjoy seeing Tim Wilson He is very funnyHappy Birthday , Love........
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A blonde is visiting Canberra.
This is her first time to the city, so she wants to see the capitol building. Unfortunately, she can't find it, so she asks a police officer for directions. "Excuse me, officer," the blonde says, "how do I get to the Parliament house?"
The officer says, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there."
The blonde thanks the officer and he drives off.
Three hours later the police officer comes back to the same area, and sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop. The officer gets out of his car and says, "Excuse me, but to get to the Parliament House, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?"
The blonde says, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now. The 45th bus just went by!"
A blonde woman named Babbette found herself in dire trouble.
Her business had gone bust and she was in serious financial trouble. She was so desperate that she decided to ask God for help.
She began to pray. "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto".
Lotto night came and somebody else won.
Babbette again prayed. "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well".
Lotto night came and Babbette still had no luck.
Once again she prayed. "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Please just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly there was a blinding flash of light as the heavens opened and Babbette was confronted by the voice of God himself.
"Babbette, meet me halfway on this. Buy a ticket."
There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through the desert when their car suddenly stalls.
They all get out of the car and, upon realizing that it's not going to start, they each take one thing from the car.
The brunette takes a bottle of water, the redhead takes a bag of food with her, and the blonde takes the car door.
They begin to walk through the desert, and soon stop to rest. At this point the blonde and the brunette turn to the redhead and ask her why she brought the food.
She replies, "Well, in case I get hungry I'll have something to eat."
They all think this is pretty reasonable and then the redhead and the blonde turn to the brunette and ask her why she decided to bring water. The brunette replies, "Well, in case I got thirsty I'll have something to drink."
They all decide that's a good idea, too. Finally, the brunette and the redhead turn to the blonde and ask her why on earth she would take the car door.
She replies, "Well, I thought if I got hot I could roll down the window."
There are 99 Blonds on a plane and 1 Brunett.
The captain radios in that they are going down, So they drop all the luggage.
They were still going down so they drop out all the chairs.
They were still going down so they dropped the floor. So they are hanging by there hands from the top on the plane with no floor.
So the captain say's "1 person jump out" the Brunett say's "I'll sacrifice my life", and all the Blonds start clapping.
There was a competition to cross the English Channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.
After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker.
About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher.
Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms..."
There was this blond who went into the hardware store.
She was shopping around and a clerk walked up to her and asked if he could help her.
She pointed to a thermos and said "What is that?"
The clerk responded "Its a Thermos and it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The blond said, "Wow, that is really a neat idea, I will take one of those."
The next day, the blond had her thermos sitting on her desk, very proud of her newfound convenience, when her boss walked by and asked, "Hey, what do you have there?"
The blond responded, "Oh, that's my Thermos. Isn't that neat? It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss says, "What do you have in there?"
The blond says, "Soup and ice cream..."
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A blonde is visiting Canberra.
This is her first time to the city, so she wants to see the capitol building. Unfortunately, she can't find it, so she asks a police officer for directions. "Excuse me, officer," the blonde says, "how do I get to the Parliament house?"
The officer says, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there."
The blonde thanks the officer and he drives off.
Three hours later the police officer comes back to the same area, and sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop. The officer gets out of his car and says, "Excuse me, but to get to the Parliament House, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?"
The blonde says, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now. The 45th bus just went by!"
A blonde woman named Babbette found herself in dire trouble.
Her business had gone bust and she was in serious financial trouble. She was so desperate that she decided to ask God for help.
She began to pray. "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto".
Lotto night came and somebody else won.
Babbette again prayed. "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well".
Lotto night came and Babbette still had no luck.
Once again she prayed. "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Please just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly there was a blinding flash of light as the heavens opened and Babbette was confronted by the voice of God himself.
"Babbette, meet me halfway on this. Buy a ticket."
There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through the desert when their car suddenly stalls.
They all get out of the car and, upon realizing that it's not going to start, they each take one thing from the car.
The brunette takes a bottle of water, the redhead takes a bag of food with her, and the blonde takes the car door.
They begin to walk through the desert, and soon stop to rest. At this point the blonde and the brunette turn to the redhead and ask her why she brought the food.
She replies, "Well, in case I get hungry I'll have something to eat."
They all think this is pretty reasonable and then the redhead and the blonde turn to the brunette and ask her why she decided to bring water. The brunette replies, "Well, in case I got thirsty I'll have something to drink."
They all decide that's a good idea, too. Finally, the brunette and the redhead turn to the blonde and ask her why on earth she would take the car door.
She replies, "Well, I thought if I got hot I could roll down the window."
There are 99 Blonds on a plane and 1 Brunett.
The captain radios in that they are going down, So they drop all the luggage.
They were still going down so they drop out all the chairs.
They were still going down so they dropped the floor. So they are hanging by there hands from the top on the plane with no floor.
So the captain say's "1 person jump out" the Brunett say's "I'll sacrifice my life", and all the Blonds start clapping.
There was a competition to cross the English Channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.
After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker.
About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher.
Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms..."
There was this blond who went into the hardware store.
She was shopping around and a clerk walked up to her and asked if he could help her.
She pointed to a thermos and said "What is that?"
The clerk responded "Its a Thermos and it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The blond said, "Wow, that is really a neat idea, I will take one of those."
The next day, the blond had her thermos sitting on her desk, very proud of her newfound convenience, when her boss walked by and asked, "Hey, what do you have there?"
The blond responded, "Oh, that's my Thermos. Isn't that neat? It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss says, "What do you have in there?"
The blond says, "Soup and ice cream..."
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happy birthday cutie,...hope you have a great weekend
isabeau said:
I answer my emails every day lol Havent seen anything from you in months! (other than a few PM's here and on TT). Hope you had a great b'day dear 🙂 Get in touch! You have my phone number, call me sometime! I cant find yours..
dskodj said:I answer my emails every day lol Havent seen anything from you in months! (other than a few PM's here and on TT). Hope you had a great b'day dear 🙂 Get in touch! You have my phone number, call me sometime! I cant find yours..
hmm that's strange..i sent you an email early in october..i think i also lost your phone number lol..and i did have a great birthday thanks...
Danny thanks hon..that means alot to me.
thanks everyone again...you guys are terrific..
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happy birthday melanie! 
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MELANIE hope you have a wonderful time you deserve it big kisses and hugs and muahah tickles
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Her you go, Izzy My Love:
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Happy birthday, sweetie!
Ray<3tiklishft said:Her you go, Izzy My Love:
yippee thanks Ray...ok this is going to be rather a lengthy post..i should have waited and acknowledged each and every one of you at one time..but you know me..i get enthusiastic and tend to post as i feel the urge..so here goes..
1. Buggy...thank you so much for this thread..you are truly a fantastic guy, and i am proud to call you my friend.
2. Kurchy..thank you..love to you and the bunnies..you are truly a great friend to me.
3. Chosenofmystra..thank you..love your screen name..you are an intelligent guy and i enjoy reading your posts.
4. Milagros...one of my dearest friends..thank you..
5. Unit..yup that time of the year..thanks old friend.
6. Mitchell..so sorry i haven't had a chance to read your latest installments..you have been a true friend to me from the start..thank you.
7. Deadsea.. lol actually i am working on a story..thanks
8. Unclebill..tsk tsk..you asked me that last year..i'm the same age now i was then lol...thank you also.
9. Tick L..thanks hon it has been a good day.
10. Tickleshotel, thanks xoxo
11. ticklingnemesis..thank you..and quit with those blonde jokes lolol..
12. ticklishscribe..thanks but canada is a bit far lol..
13. drew70 my good good friend..thank you so much..
14. Diana..thank you..
15. the Obsessed..thanks hon...you are a very talented writer, and i look forward to more of your fantastic stories..good luck with the Golden Feather.
16. Kered my big brother..of course i'm twenty nine..lol
17. Illtcklu...thank you 🙂
18. featherfingers..thanks, you always come up with such original posts..love the beatles as you know.
19. Strider..thanks , i'm glad to call you a good friend..
20. German..thanks and of course i'm twenty one..lol..
21. Jaba..thanks, yes i was your first ..it was fun..
22. Storyteller..thanks hon..you rock..and i love your stories..
23. bellystrokes..thanks, i hope to have a good year.
24. maniac..still waiting on that check..
25. Kis..my old friend..thank you..xoxo
26. Feathery, thanks for that awesome clip..
27. 4Pawz, thank you hon..i enjoy your upbeat posts..
28. newscreenbob..thank you very much..
29. Dussicar, my funny friend..your posts always make me laugh..
30. JD..hmm me sexy.... lol...thanks...my nascar friend..
31. ticklesaurus..thanks so much..🙂
32.brokenblue..thank you love..you are so sweet..
33. samamigo..thank you hon..keep your chin up..things will get better..
34. nyetoetapper..thanks so much for that..🙂
35. slap'n'ticklee'...that is one of the nicest posts i've read..thanks hon for that..good luck with your love..
36. suikoden...thanks my talented writer friend..who needs to write some more hint hint lol
37. GirlsDoItToo..thanks cyber daughter..xoxo you are terrific..
38. dskodj..thanks my good good friend..miss seeing you on the forum. i never go into TT anymore..
39. baby..thanks love...and once again, welcome to the forum..
40. Helena..thank you...it was a good birthday..
41. Pokey my good friend..thank you so much..you are truly the gentleman of the forum..or one of them anyway.
42. Rayticklish..thanks and thanks for the margarita..my birthday wouldn't have been complete without that.
43. Mimi..what can i say? you are the bestest of this forum...love you
44. Dario F..thank you hon..
45. General Zod..one of my oldest friends here..thanks i had a good time, but i didn't care for Tim...he talked too fast..and sweated eww lolol..
46. Venray..i knew i could count on you to help me laugh..love the blonde jokes..yes i really did..and guess what? i got them all hehe..
47. focus..thanks i did have a good one..
48. Ebunbury..thank you..you have been a good friend and i appreciate that.
49. Danny..what can i say? you are an inspiration to many..always upbeat and positive..thank you hon..
50. BlueThunder thanks ..you rock also...
51. cutiebrat thanks hon..you are sooo adorable..
52. steph thanks....love you xoxo
53. Dave..thanks...nice to hear from you..
54. Angel..never too late..thank you love...
whew lol thanks everyone..
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*comes running into the thread*
Happy Belated Birthday!
Happy Belated Birthday!
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You're very welcome honey!
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Hi Melanie,
You are very welcome glad you had a very nice birthday smiles wiggles fingers
You are very welcome glad you had a very nice birthday smiles wiggles fingers
