Having My Wife Tickled ???

[sydarris]

I have started talking to a couple of persons about having my religious/modest wife tickled. This is related to something I did initiate last fall---secretly getting a man in our area to try to seduce her.

One key, central aspect of the tickle idea is all about the chances a tickle victim would report the incident to authorities, or for that matter tell anyone at all about it.

I have concluded that being tickled (not talking about anyone who wants to be and knows ahead of time) is so embarrassing and odd/weird that no one would want to talk about it later, tell anyone anything. That maybe to a lot of people, getting tickled would not seem to them any sort of real crime, and possibly if authorities DID have a case turned into them, they would have difficulties prosecuting unless other acts/actions were also done along with the tickle-tickle such as robbery or what have you.

I also want to bring up that tickling, though it could be classified as an assault, leaves no what I call residual evidence behind. A tickle victim later would have nothing to point to, nothing to show or prove that anything happened, no marks or scars or injuries or any other of the forensic possibilities really. Shall I say it would boil down to the word of one person against the other if it went to court?

Anyhow, I am contemplating it all, and wonder about and welcome the input of others.

 

[mart]

Are you trying to lose the wife?

 

[Anti-Social]

I'll be honest and say I fail to see why you would want to have someone tickle your wife just to test your theory. The theory itself may be well thought out, but it's hardly fair to try it on your wife, especially if you are later wanting to have some tickling fun at alater date 😵

Unless I've missed the point entirely, that is, in which case just ignore me.

 

[Camel26]

If I were your wife, and read what you just wrote, I'd be concerned for my safety...if you want to tickle her, awesome...if you want someone else to tickle her, ok...but in both situations, she deserves a say in it...I feel like if you go through with this shady dealing, and she finds out about it, she's going to lose her trust in you...

Not worth it.

 

[Dude'sonfire]

Hahahaha... ehehe... ahh man that's hilarious. All moral issues out the window, i would say try it just to see what happens lol, it'll be funny for the rest of us, if not for you 😛

 

[sydarris]

As for losing her trust/faith, such is not a factor. Like with my idea where someone tries to seduce her, the tickle idea is something she would not ever know/realize that I was involved at all or knew a thing about it. And a possible extra wow about this is if or that she would decide to tell me. My theory really encompasses that getting tickled is so very embarrassing that one could not even bare to tell a spouse.

 

[vinnyva]

Anyone see the same train wreck headed this guys way besides me?

 

[Camel26]

Yup...Lowleah, this is a poor idea...if your wife finds out that you set this up, especially if she's religious/modest, you're going to have to start looking for a really good divorce lawyer...again, I must say that this isn't worth it...

May I ask what this fascination is with someone other than you seducing your wife and tickling her? Especially knowing how modest she is? Why would you attempt to put this on her? If you're looking for a way out of your marriage, this is it...but it won't go the way you want it to...

 

[sydarris]

Say hey, Pittsburgh, born and raised there. Anyhow, besides finding volunteers for either the tickling or the seduction ideas who live in my area, NE Ohio, one thing I was looking for in posting this whole meal deal was for obtaining opinions on my theory that tickle victims are/would be DOUBLE TRIPLE HUGELY hesitant to ever say a word to a soul, in other words, the perfect crime assuring one would get away with it.

 

[Ignatz]

This scheme is contemptible on so many levels...words fail me. The only good thing about it is that it's so impractical it's bound to blow up in your face. (If only you could get it good and hard without your wife getting hurt!)

 

[sydarris]

And and and also, agree/disagree that another woman would have advantages either with the tickle or seduction ideas compared to any male? I tend to believe another woman would have an easier time seducing my wife (or yes, tickling her) just because in fact she is another woman and can get closer to her quicker. No deabte that women in public can do more with other women, hug and kiss and so forth with no one thinking anything of it. And privately, that another woman could more readily touch my wife would give her an edge toward tickling her--in fact, that it's another woman would make my wife feel more at ease and less suspicious generally...yes ????

 

[Dude'sonfire]

Hahahahaha.... Oh man.... hahaha.
I should write a peice in the story section about this guy lol

 

[Low_Roads]

Sorry. I didn't catch the last name. Was it Lowleah Leopold or Lowleah Loeb?

 

[MrTicklee]

Jail Time?

I have a new theory to test. What would happen to a guy in prison who was convicted for having or attempting to have his wife tickled?

As a former prosecutor and current defense attorney, everything you have stated is grounds for assault, solicitation and a variety of other offenses. As an added bonus, everything you have posted thus far would be easily recovered by the detectives working your case after your soon-to-be ex-wife reports this to the authorities, to which I am sure she will, as she does not have the same attraction to tickling as you do. Therefore, she will see this rather as an attack on her person.

Having said that, although it is the moderators' decision what to do with this post, I recommend that this individual simply be ignored. But that is just my opinion.

MrTicklee

 

[Dude'sonfire]

Having said that, although it is the moderators' decision what to do with this post, I recommend that this individual simply be ignored. But that is just my opinion.

MrTicklee

WHat??!! lol are you kidding! this is the funniest thing to crawl out of the works in ages! ha, if we kill this thread, we're killing comedy.

 

[Camel26]

Mr Ticklee...thank goodness there's a legal voice of reason out there...I don't know enough about the legal issues involved, but I knew there were proper terms for everything...thanks for the clarification...glad to know there is a Lee Defense Attorney in PA!!! AWESOME!!!

Again, Lowleah, this is a really poor idea...if you want to know about people not feeling compelled to discuss something as childish as being seduced into a tickle attack, let me put it to you this way...A fat guy sued McDonalds for making him fat...the fact that the case was even made at all suggests to me that your proposed idea would DEFINITELY land your booty behind bars, possibly with a lawsuit to boot. So just don't. Get someone willing. Or have fun getting pounded in the ass in prison.

 

[cinnabar]

This is one of the worst ideas I have ever heard. Talk about giving a bad reputation to the tickling community as a whole. You having already talked to multiple people to commit this atrocity already makes you guilty of conspiracy, and I would be more than happy to lead the authorities straight to you if I ever heard of this happening.

Let's count the possible crimes you and anyone else involved would be guilty of depending on how the scenario played out:
Conspiracy
Solicitation
Kidnapping
Assault
Battery
Unlawful confinement
Sexual harassment
Sexual assault

These are only criminal charges, she could sue you and anyone else involved in a civil case for damages as well and probably get awarded millions.

If she is not willing to be tickled and someone forces her into being tickled then it will be just as traumatic as getting raped.

Please seek the counsel of a professional psychologist or psychotherapist.

P.S. Parker says you are sick.

 

[-Kunoke-]

Out of my respect for women as a whole, I command you to stop any thought you are having about doing this. 😛 What a horrible way to lose your wife, not to mention getting thrown in jail for god knows how long. I'm with this guy. You need to get some help man...

 

[Cbarton]

I have a new theory to test. What would happen to a guy in prison who was convicted for having or attempting to have his wife tickled?

As a former prosecutor and current defense attorney, everything you have stated is grounds for assault, solicitation and a variety of other offenses. As an added bonus, everything you have posted thus far would be easily recovered by the detectives working your case after your soon-to-be ex-wife reports this to the authorities, to which I am sure she will, as she does not have the same attraction to tickling as you do. Therefore, she will see this rather as an attack on her person.

MY thoughts exactly. My wife was a rape victim in college, having flashbacks after we were married up to 5 YEARS later.

NEWSFLASH: SHE'S YOUR WIFE, YOUR PARTNER. NOT TO BE SHARED OR FORCED ONTO ANYONE ELSE OR BE FORCED UPON!

You are SEEKING someone to seduce her??? She's YOUR WIFE, not a harem girl or concubine! Re-read your wedding vows, bucko.

Any male that would do this to his wife is not a real man, but a sick sub-human 'boy.' ESPECIALLY if she is modest, it could do severe psychological damage to her, possibly irreversible! If you wanted a 'swinger,' you should have married one.

After what I've seen others go through, this is so very sickening to me.

I forsee Risperdal Consta injections in your future.....

 

[coloman]

I have to agree with the majority and say you have a poor idea because if you persist in doing this you are headed for trouble and the guy you pick to seduce and tickle your wife will probably spend time in the joint. I think you should tickle your wife from her earlobes to her toes to find out how she reacts. Who knows,you might find out she is very ticklish but still enjoys being tickled and save yourself a lot of problems at the same time.

 

[CellarDweller]

God, this is crazy.

Why would you have someone assault the one you love?

 

[nessonite1]

Do the poor woman a favor and divorce her already.
Good lord...getting somone to seduce or violate your wife just to see if she'd someone about it. That SHOULD seem as sick to you as it does to everyone else. And if it doesn't seem sick to you then get do us ALL a favor and refrain from socializing with normal society until you have successfully squashed all thoughts of humiliating/injuring/violating/betraying people who are supposed to be able to trust you.