Here's one for you.........

[kis123]

I just got finished watching the local 6:00 news and we had a "goodie". One of the local grocery stores fired a baker and the health department is investigating the store. Why, would you ask? The baker is accused of "Releasing bodily fluids" into the cake batter during the week of Feb 7.

I register this as probably the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of! Maybe I'll go back to baking at home!

If anyone has a comment, you now have the floor.........

 

[Knox The Hatter]

..."Ay yie yie yie...
your father refills cream doughnuts!
Sing me another verse that's worse than the other verse
and waltz me around by my lily..."

This was one stanza of a very long drinking song from my Navy days...

 

[kis123]

..."Ay yie yie yie...
your father refills cream doughnuts!
Sing me another verse that's worse than the other verse
and waltz me around by my lily..."

This was one stanza of a very long drinking song from my Navy days...

Knox,

You must know that is pretty gross! But I love you anyway...😀 You have to admit that this is a pretty nasty thing to do to baked goods!

 

[natural tickler]

Makes me be very skeptical the next time I go to the grocery store

 

[KoocheeKoo]

We had a couple guys fired/ arrested at a metro Atlanta area McDonald's a few years ago after it was discovered they were putting "bodily fluids" (their own cum) onto Big Macs....then serving them to customers.

I heard that and didn't eat out for over a month....made me sick to my stomach; and haven't eaten a Big Mac since. I mean come'on....I know there's always been a "special sauce" on the Big Mac, but that's not the kind of special sauce I had in mind 😀

 

[the_Baron]

ummm, donuts! 😛

 

[kis123]

ummm, donuts! 😛

Now that was nasty!

 

[the_Baron]

not nasty...........

that was my Homer Simpson impression. do you watch the Simpsons.

 

[Flatfoot]

That sort of thing goes on just about everywhere that a bored/disgruntled teenager works. I remember when my wife worked at BK in Florida(just to make people who live in or visit Florida reconsider where they eat! 😉 ), one guy put degreaser and mayo in the strawberry shake mix and recommended strawberry shakes to any customers he didn't like. Thankfully, none of these incidents involved bodily fluids.

 

[kis123]

Re: not nasty...........

that was my Homer Simpson impression. do you watch the Simpsons.

No, don't watch the Simpsons. You gotta admit that the timing on your comment was interesting!😀

 

[Knox The Hatter]

Seriously, though, anyone caught doing something like that should have a dent put in his/her head.
There are some sick people in this world...
I remember back when I was on my Med Cruise, we had a Weapons Officer no one liked. In fact, he bore a striking resemblance to Don Knotts, so everyone referred to him as "Barney". One day, he ordered a friend of mine, who was standing Messenger of the Watch, to go down to the Ward Room to get him a cup of coffee. He came back up in a few minutes, and handed the coffee to the Weps Officer, who was standing Officer of the Deck. He sipped the coffee, and said that he didn't like it, and would someone go down to the Mess Decks and get him another one? My friend turned to me, and gave me his famous Howdy Doody smile. Let me tell you folks...they had to scrape my laughing ass off the deck... 😛