hey...Hey!...HEY!

[Biscuit]

Humph!

I've been quite masterly for all these years, and all of a sudden somebody came along, stole my mastership, and replaced it with what?

What, I ask you?

*holds up pathetic, limp pale red feather*

I despise feathers! Can't stand them! Regularly shoot avians just so I don't have to see the darned things flutter by.

I am a deity and will have respect for my august pesonage! This is intolerable! *tries to shake feather loose to no avail*

Mods. Mods! Moooods!!

Humph!

*crosses arms, staring balefully at feather*

 

[4Pawz]

*whaps doughy* shush!! oh yeah, and congrats!!😀 Finally my doughy friend makes it! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Pawz

 

[Biscuit]

But, but

You don't understand!.

I don't want congratulations, I want this thing removed!

Humph!

and Obfusticate it!

*waves cane*

I'm not finished with this.

You haven't heard the last of ME!

🙂

 

[Iggy pop]

Hey Biscuit what's up with the video clips. The last update you gave us was over two weeks ago saying it would be soon. We haven't heard from you since.

 

[Traveler]

Oh pipe down you take it and like it.Or I will come over there and kick your butt.Besides it's red will match the sunburn on top of your head.

By the way who did you have to pay to get that feather hehehehehe

 

[Limeoutsider]

Go and delete some posts, that would get rid of your feather. Other than that,

 

[Biscuit]

Peels feather free

*feather jumps back into place*

*dances around, stomping on feather*

*feather jumps back into place*

rrrrrRRRR!

Oh, ps: Iguana popsicle: I haven't forgotten. I haven't heard from the fellow that's supposed to be sending the CD with the files. I'll copy you the email.

 

[ShiningIce]

Hey keep it down old timer, and try sagging ur pants a little.................ah there ya go u look dope. 😉

 

[Darkknight]

Ha ha ha ha.

Now that I knows this, I'm not posting after 999.
I don't care for the levels thing either.

Sorry Bis-nut. (points at his feather)

😉

DK

 

[JoBelle]

**Tosses Toaster-Tooshie a finely woven hemp hat and an inkwell**

Take your pick, darlin' 😛

A) Wear the hat.

B) Draw with d'feather.

Either way, you're lookin' mighty fine in that arteest's attire of late.

*kiss kiss*
Jo

 

[rajee]

Request for a custom position?

Perhaps you could email Myriads and request that you only stay at tmf master. I know at another tickling forum site you can change your membership level. The system might not be as complex as this one, atleast you can try.

 

[milagros317]

Congratulations on your 1,000th post, Biscuit!😀

As for titles, you should be called "The man who jammed the views counter at 65,535", which you did with your monster Early Experiences thread.

 

[Limeoutsider]

In that case, I'd like my deity hot, buttered, and slightly burnt

 

[sole seeker]

CONGRATULATIONS YEAST FEAST ON YOUR 1000th POST!

(BTW: if you really don't like the feather just treat it like a surprise party involving all your friends... Take a deep breath, put a smile on your face, and pretend you love it!)


Toaster Tooshie - Very nice JoBelle, this one could be a keeper!

I'd like my deity hot, buttered, and slightly burnt

LOL - Cute, Lime!

 

[njjen3953]

Re: Humph!

I go away to Vegas for a few days, and return to find you people making FUN of me!

What an unfair way to treat your resident deity!

😉

Quiet You!!! 😛

Jen
*stuffs cheese hat in Biscuit's mouth*

 

[twinkletoes78]

I like to poke my bisuits, softly of course. got to test them to see if there ready so they will be Poppin Fresh! Nothing say's lovin like someting from the oven!!😛

 

[TicklingDuo]

Inserts tongue firmly in cheek....

Ya see, Bis....the point of all of this is in the titles themselves.

When we start out, we're simply a registered user. (Hmmmm....kinda sounds like what I'd be if they made medicinal marijuana legal.) Not any big deal. But, hey, we got here and we're toking...ummmm, I mean POSTING away.

Then, we become a regular. (Gals, anyone else think of HS gym class on this one?) Once a month is a fair amount of posting and likely the average for some who've been regular for a longer period of time. (Puns intended.)

When we hit Master, we have arrived. We're more than just a regular. We actually have something to say. It doesn't matter that half of it doesn't make any sense! 😛

By the time we reach 1,000 posts, our brain is so full of tickling and the accompanying feathers that they have to rank us (or perhaps rank ON us) with various color feathers because....well.....we're now feather brains.

Even the colors have significance.

Red feather...still a bit hesitant to let anyone else know that they have a tickle fetish. They blush when they talk about it. Thus, the red. But, at least they're gaining some comfort discussing it here.

Orange feather...Orange you glad you stuck around? Now, you're hooked. It's no longer just about sharing a fetish. You're getting to know people and comfortable enough to carry one some conversation.

Yellow feather...This has great significance. When you reach this level, you must sit there with a catheter in because you're obviously not taking time out for anything but posting.

Green feather...Everyone is green with envy at your high ranking now. But, YOU? You're green because you've been so busy posting that you haven't eaten a real meal in weeks.

Blue feather...Now come on!!! You have to take a few moments every day or so to breathe! The lack of doing so shows in the rambling nature of current posts. Oxygen deprivation will do that to ya!

Nobody has exceeded blue so far. But, we know that one day it will happen. On that day, they say that the sun will be eclipsed by the belly grown sitting there in front of the computer, turning the sky a deep indigo color. It turns to a deeper violet as the tummy grows.

Finally, one day, the golden feather!...This will be proudly placed on your grave as we sing songs of your greatness and self giving. All ages will revere you for your contributions to the tickling forum.

So, you see, Bis? It's not all that bad. It's just a state of being. Welcome to the feathers!

Ann
(And NO, I wasn't stoned when I wrote this. Maybe I should have been! lol)

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

Re: Inserts tongue firmly in cheek....

Ya see, Bis....the point of all of this is in the titles themselves.

When we start out, we're simply a registered user. (Hmmmm....kinda sounds like what I'd be if they made medicinal marijuana legal.) Not any big deal. But, hey, we got here and we're toking...ummmm, I mean POSTING away.

Then, we become a regular. (Gals, anyone else think of HS gym class on this one?) Once a month is a fair amount of posting and likely the average for some who've been regular for a longer period of time. (Puns intended.)

When we hit Master, we have arrived. We're more than just a regular. We actually have something to say. It doesn't matter that half of it doesn't make any sense! 😛

By the time we reach 1,000 posts, our brain is so full of tickling and the accompanying feathers that they have to rank us (or perhaps rank ON us) with various color feathers because....well.....we're now feather brains.

Even the colors have significance.

Red feather...still a bit hesitant to let anyone else know that they have a tickle fetish. They blush when they talk about it. Thus, the red. But, at least they're gaining some comfort discussing it here.

Orange feather...Orange you glad you stuck around? Now, you're hooked. It's no longer just about sharing a fetish. You're getting to know people and comfortable enough to carry one some conversation.

Yellow feather...This has great significance. When you reach this level, you must sit there with a catheter in because you're obviously not taking time out for anything but posting.

Green feather...Everyone is green with envy at your high ranking now. But, YOU? You're green because you've been so busy posting that you haven't eaten a real meal in weeks.

Blue feather...Now come on!!! You have to take a few moments every day or so to breathe! The lack of doing so shows in the rambling nature of current posts. Oxygen deprivation will do that to ya!

Nobody has exceeded blue so far. But, we know that one day it will happen. On that day, they say that the sun will be eclipsed by the belly grown sitting there in front of the computer, turning the sky a deep indigo color. It turns to a deeper violet as the tummy grows.

Finally, one day, the golden feather!...This will be proudly placed on your grave as we sing songs of your greatness and self giving. All ages will revere you for your contributions to the tickling forum.

So, you see, Bis? It's not all that bad. It's just a state of being. Welcome to the feathers!

Ann
(And NO, I wasn't stoned when I wrote this. Maybe I should have been! lol)

ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Ann, that was so funny! But my monitor really didn't cleaning! As I read on further......I felt it safe and so I took a drink! LOL Wrong move! Those were great!! Thanks for the laugh, love your humor!!!! Don't change!

 

[njjen3953]

Re: Inserts tongue firmly in cheek....

Even the colors have significance.

Red feather...still a bit hesitant to let anyone else know that they have a tickle fetish. They blush when they talk about it. Thus, the red. But, at least they're gaining some comfort discussing it here.

Hey, I am still a red feather and you for one, KNOW that I am far from hesitant. LOL

Orange feather...Orange you glad you stuck around? Now, you're hooked. It's no longer just about sharing a fetish. You're getting to know people and comfortable enough to carry one some conversation.

Agreed

Yellow feather...This has great significance. When you reach this level, you must sit there with a catheter in because you're obviously not taking time out for anything but posting.

I have been there. 😛

Green feather...Everyone is green with envy at your high ranking now. But, YOU? You're green because you've been so busy posting that you haven't eaten a real meal in weeks.

LOL!!!! How true

Blue feather...Now come on!!! You have to take a few moments every day or so to breathe! The lack of doing so shows in the rambling nature of current posts. Oxygen deprivation will do that to ya!

I can think of MUCH more pleasurable ways to get that oxygen deprivation. *WEG*

 

[TicklingDuo]

Re: Re: Inserts tongue firmly in cheek....

Red feather...still a bit hesitant to let anyone else know that they have a tickle fetish. They blush when they talk about it. Thus, the red. But, at least they're gaining some comfort discussing it here.

Hey, I am still a red feather and you for one, KNOW that I am far from hesitant. LOL

Yeah, I know. You get red for other reasons! lol 😛

Ann

 

[TicklingDuo]

Re: Re: Inserts tongue firmly in cheek....

ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Ann, that was so funny! But my monitor really didn't cleaning! As I read on further......I felt it safe and so I took a drink! LOL Wrong move! Those were great!! Thanks for the laugh, love your humor!!!! Don't change!

Glad you enjoyed that. I'm waiting to see if it makes Biscuit feel better. LOL I don't get silly like that all that often. The mood just happened to hit. 🙄

Ann

 

[njjen3953]

Re: Re: Re: Inserts tongue firmly in cheek....

Yeah, I know. You get red for other reasons! lol 😛

Ann

Other reasons?

Lucyyyyyyy, 'splain.😛

 

[Cyclon]

Bisquick....Sorry Biscut

Would like a little cheese with that wine?

 

[t s s]

hey bis....there`s worse things than a feather you could be holding limp in your hand mate....hehehe 😉 😛

 

[Biscuit]

I don't think that...

you people understand the Enormity of the situation here!

I've been trying to get rid of this damned thing all week, and it just doesn't want to GO! I've tried burning it, shooting it, even fed it to a dog. Damned thing keeps reappearing (a bit stinky and worse for wear after the last, but still there).

I'm starting to feel like some cheap Vegas entertainer who has a permanent feather attachment!

My divine powers have thus far proved powerless to remove this avian sigil.

😉