Hot Dog Tragedy

[bellystrokes]

That reminds me: I hope Nintendo's next console has "Nii" in it (since Ni--might be spelled wrong-- is japanse for "2" IIRC)

Then I can invite women over to play with my Wii Nii .

Oy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[He-Man]

Oy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now you probably never be able to watch a Wii commercial again without thinking naughty thoughts when one of the guys says "Wii..would like to play" 😀

 

[bellystrokes]

Now you probably never be able to watch a Wii commercial again without thinking naughty thoughts when one of the guys says "Wii..would like to play" 😀

STOP IT!!!!!!!!!! heheheheheheheheheh

 

[He-Man]

STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!

Make me. 😛

Ohhh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayar Wiener...truck. Cause that's all I want to be. If I were the Oscar Mayar Wiener...truck. Then the women in this thread might want to ride meee! (don't worry, I'm sure I'll run outta smartass wiener jokes soon..maybe. )

 

[Oddjob0226]

These jokes are about the wurst - and probably belong in the Humor Forum to be frank.


Sorry I'm late.

 

[Bugman]

and probably belong in the Humor Forum to be frank.

Rats,i wanted to be Frank.Can i be Ted instead?

 

[milagros317]

Nathan's Famous Hot Dogs in Coney Island is a landmark and part of the history of Brooklyn. But I never liked the idea of eating hot dogs quickly in a contest. They ought to be eaten slowly and enjoyed. 😀

 

[Highway101]

Nathan's Famous Hot Dogs in Coney Island is a landmark and part of the history of Brooklyn. But I never liked the idea of eating hot dogs quickly in a contest. They ought to be eaten slowly and enjoyed. 😀

Not too mention often.

 

[Bugman]

James Coney Island in Houston had the best dog in town,but family bickering forced it out of business years ago..So sad.

 

[Capnmad]

These jokes are about the wurst - and probably belong in the Humor Forum to be frank.

Such a brat... Wurst jokes indeed. I barely mustard the strength to make it through them all. I can't understand why the puns persist when the reception for them is so chili.

 

[Bugman]

Chili today,hot tamale.

 

[lespieds]

this is just ridiculous.

I don't think I have eaten 53 hot dogs in the past 2 years.

 

[steph]

LMFAO!
I'm quite sure your stomach thanks you for that.
XOXO

this is just ridiculous.

I don't think I have eaten 53 hot dogs in the past 2 years.

 

[bellystrokes]

LMFAO!
I'm quite sure your stomach thanks you for that.
XOXO

Yes I know I am hijacking, but you were my vote for PETA's sexiest vegetarian goddess.

Now back on track: what has finally happened: Has the event taken place and who won?

 

[steph]

LMAO!

I thought some 90 lb Chinese chick won it but I could be wrong. I pay such little attention to this stuff...
XOXO

Yes I know I am hijacking, but you were my vote for PETA's sexiest vegetarian goddess.

Now back on track: what has finally happened: Has the event taken place and who won?

 

[unclebill]

Yes I know I am hijacking, but you were my vote for PETA's sexiest vegetarian goddess.

Now back on track: what has finally happened: Has the event taken place and who won?

The finals aren`t until the 4th of July. If you wish, I can call both you and Steph when the competition begins, it will be televised on either ESPN or ESPN 2. Afterall, I wouldn`t want you to miss one hot dog being eaten.

 

[steph]

Oh ya, call me, I'll be sitting by the phone babe...😉
I can't stand to see a hot dog neglected.
XOXO

 

[Bugman]

televised on either ESPN or ESPN 2.

Is ESPN that hard up for programing?If so perhaps they are streched to thin and need to cut back a bit.I'm serious here,i wonder what the ratings will be,but i'm afraid of the answer.

 

[unclebill]

Oh ya, call me, I'll be sitting by the phone babe...😉
I can't stand to see a hot dog neglected.
XOXO

hmmm......I`ll take that as a maybe. hehe Hopefully bellystrokes will be enthusiastic as well. Who knows, perhaps the "Blondtourage 2008 tour will make a stop at Nathans Famous Hot Dogs.

 

[bellystrokes]

hmmm......I`ll take that as a maybe. hehe Hopefully bellystrokes will be enthusiastic as well. Who knows, perhaps the "Blondtourage 2008 tour will make a stop at Nathans Famous Hot Dogs.

You never know. But seriously, if someone just consumed a bunch of hot dogs in a short period of time, I am putting away my ler and massage skills. Last thing that person needs is to be physically manipulated.

 

[bellystrokes]

Here is the latest, and Bill, your guy is still in the game.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070703/ap_on_re_us/weiner_wars;_ylt=AhCQLChtsBT3.hoYIRVRnHtH2ocA


(if this doesn't work, just go to yahoo news)

 

[unclebill]

Here is the latest, and Bill, your guy is still in the game.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070703/ap_on_re_us/weiner_wars;_ylt=AhCQLChtsBT3.hoYIRVRnHtH2ocA


(if this doesn't work, just go to yahoo news)

To be perfectly frank with you, my money is on Joey Chestnut. And thanks for the info, goddess. 🙂

 

[bellystrokes]

To be perfectly frank with you, my money is on Joey Chestnut. And thanks for the info, goddess. 🙂

Then I am betting on the other guy? What's the wager? Massage?

 

[unclebill]

Then I am betting on the other guy? What's the wager? Massage?

Massage would work for me. My man Joey will make his opponent fall apart faster than a Chinese mororcycle.

 

[bellystrokes]

Massage would work for me. My man Joey will make his opponent fall apart faster than a Chinese mororcycle.

Go Takeru Kobayashi!!!!! Go Takeru Kobayashi!!!!!