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Why did the blonde get fired at the M&M factory?
She kept throwing out the W's
She kept throwing out the W's
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How Blonde Was She?.......
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TicklishLurker
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isabeau said:
Brunette Husband: "You know, I've been thinking...."
Quick Thinking Blond Wife: "I thought I smelled wood burning."
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Amanda said:
Isn't that known as "artificial intelligence"?
A blonde woman was driving her car home one night when she suddenly found herself in the middle of a really bad hail storm. The hail stones were as big as golf balls and her car gets dented up really bad. The next day she takes it in to a repair shop to have the dents looked at.
The repair guy noticing that she is blonde and quite dingy when she speaks, decides to have some fun and tells her to blow into the tail pipe of the car really hard when she gets home, and that doing this will cause all of the dents to pop out.
When she gets home she starts blowing into the tail pipe as hard as she can, over and over. Just then, her best friend who also is blonde shows up. Her friend sees her blowing into the tail pipe and is quite startled by the action. She blurts out all flippantly, "What are you doing!?"
She tells her the repair guy told her to blow into the tail pipe real hard and the dents would pop out. Her girlfriend says, "Duh! You need to roll up the windows first!"
The repair guy noticing that she is blonde and quite dingy when she speaks, decides to have some fun and tells her to blow into the tail pipe of the car really hard when she gets home, and that doing this will cause all of the dents to pop out.
When she gets home she starts blowing into the tail pipe as hard as she can, over and over. Just then, her best friend who also is blonde shows up. Her friend sees her blowing into the tail pipe and is quite startled by the action. She blurts out all flippantly, "What are you doing!?"
She tells her the repair guy told her to blow into the tail pipe real hard and the dents would pop out. Her girlfriend says, "Duh! You need to roll up the windows first!"
A guy took his blonde girlfriend on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune.
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, the guy catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. The guy turns to his girlfriend ans says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"
The girlfriend says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, the guy catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. The guy turns to his girlfriend ans says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"
The girlfriend says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
rajee said:
Who's winning Rajee? LOL.....
A mother was anxiously awaiting her blonde daughter's plane. She had just come back from a far away land trying to find adventure.
As the blonde daughter was exiting the plane, the mother noticed a man directly behind her daughter dressed in feathers with exotic markings all over his body and carrying a shrunken head. The blonde daughter introduced this man as her new husband.
The mother gasped in disbelief and disappointment and screamed, "I said for you to marry a Rich Doctor!"
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I hope I haven't told this one before.....
A man going on a business trip notices that the woman sitting next to him on the plane was a beautiful blond. Thinking he might make this trip worth the trouble, he says to her, "Look, we're going to be on this flight a long time, why don't we have a conversation?"
The blond says, "Alright, what do you want to talk about?"
The man, thinking the blond was stupid and therefore looking to impress her said, "Nucleur physics."
"Alright," the blond replied, "but first tell me this - cows, horses, and deer all eat grass. But horses poop muffin type things, cows big pies, and deers little pellets. Why is that?"
After a moment of thought, the man replied, "I don't know."
"Then why," asked the blond, "would I want to talk nucleur physics with a man who doesn't know shit?"
A man going on a business trip notices that the woman sitting next to him on the plane was a beautiful blond. Thinking he might make this trip worth the trouble, he says to her, "Look, we're going to be on this flight a long time, why don't we have a conversation?"
The blond says, "Alright, what do you want to talk about?"
The man, thinking the blond was stupid and therefore looking to impress her said, "Nucleur physics."
"Alright," the blond replied, "but first tell me this - cows, horses, and deer all eat grass. But horses poop muffin type things, cows big pies, and deers little pellets. Why is that?"
After a moment of thought, the man replied, "I don't know."
"Then why," asked the blond, "would I want to talk nucleur physics with a man who doesn't know shit?"
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venray said:
Maybe she was a tickle-phile and attracted to his feathers....
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isabeau said:
Marry a witch doctor
venray said:I love picking out the "tough ones" for you, Mel.....
i know you do... and oooooooooooo thanks General.. gesh.. blushes and slinks away.. dang i can be a dense one sometimes..
ps good one Lurker.. lol
isabeau
He Won't Jump
One day a blonde and a brunette were watching the 6:00 evening news. On the news was a boy at the top of a building getting ready to jump. The blonde says out loud "I don't think he will jump."
The brunette responds by saying "I'll bet you $5 he will jump."
"Well I bet you $50 he won't jump," the blonde retorts.
"You're on!!" says the brunette.
After some time the boy finally jumps. The blonde pays up. As the brunette is walking out the door she turns around and says "I can't take this money from you. I saw the whole thing on the 5:00 evening news."
The blonde says "So did I, but I didn't think he would do it again."
One day a blonde and a brunette were watching the 6:00 evening news. On the news was a boy at the top of a building getting ready to jump. The blonde says out loud "I don't think he will jump."
The brunette responds by saying "I'll bet you $5 he will jump."
"Well I bet you $50 he won't jump," the blonde retorts.
"You're on!!" says the brunette.
After some time the boy finally jumps. The blonde pays up. As the brunette is walking out the door she turns around and says "I can't take this money from you. I saw the whole thing on the 5:00 evening news."
The blonde says "So did I, but I didn't think he would do it again."
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LOL - some really good stuff in this thread.
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A blonde was driving by a field one day when she saw a blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a dirt field. She drove over to her and said, "It's idiots like you that give blondes a bad name, and if I could swim I would come over there and kick your ass!"
A blonde was staring dumbfounded at a rushing river blocking her path. As she wondered how to cross, she saw another blonde on the other side.
She yelled "Hey, can you help me get to the other side?"
The other blonde replied "You ARE on the other side!!!!"
She yelled "Hey, can you help me get to the other side?"
The other blonde replied "You ARE on the other side!!!!"
