How long since you had sex?

[dskodj]

Actual sex? Almost 2 years! 🙁 Getting off with a gal..about a month...and that was the first of anything in almost 2 years! Probably will go now another 2 years before anything else😡

 

[the_Baron]

..5, 4, 3, 2, ......DONE.

*Lights cigarette; thanks himself*

 

[tommytikl]

Just had some middle of the night sex!!
Woke up to the wife giving me a BJ!! 🙂😱

She told me later that when she came back from the bathroom that she saw I was hard and in some "REM" sleep so she figured she would join in the dream!!

Man, that was really good sex...it was almost a blur of sensations because I was still have asleep...at least the important part of me was awake!!

Hmmm...there was lotsa laughter last night....

 

[Deleted member 2452]

Just had some middle of the night sex!!
Woke up to the wife giving me a BJ!! 🙂😱

She told me later that when she came back from the bathroom that she saw I was hard and in some "REM" sleep so she figured she would join in the dream!!

Man, that was really good sex...it was almost a blur of sensations because I was still have asleep...at least the important part of me was awake!!

Hmmm...there was lotsa laughter last night....

tommy, do i understand then, that receiving oral sex makes you laugh?
there are a couple other guys on the tmf that it does affect that way. i am not ashamed to admit i'm one of them.

steve

 

[tommytikl]

tommy, do i understand then, that receiving oral sex makes you laugh?
there are a couple other guys on the tmf that it does affect that way. i am not ashamed to admit i'm one of them.

steve

Short answer, well not as a rule, no I do not laugh when getting a BJ, However,my groin area IS ticklish and I can be "forced" to laugh if the she uses her fingers WHILE the oral treats are going on...

Well, actually, when I said " Hmmm...there was lotsa laughter last night...." I meant that once I woke up my fingers started walking and well that led to lots of laughter...with me tickling her silly...of course she has found a ler side recently that is quite evil!!

 

[He-Man]

Hmm...lets see, last time was....oh yeah, I haven't had a first time yet. (Hell, I haven't even gone out with anyone yet...damn I hate bein shy around women. arrgh! )

 

[TicklishSinner]

TOO LONG!!!! 🙁

 

[EvlJester]

Hey Flatfoot congrats on the fun and me and sinner are definantly getting interesting in the sex department

 

[desdemona]

😛 Thanks, Jo...but I liked yours better! Trade ya!

 

[drew70]

Sex is like air

It's no big deal unless you aren't getting any

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

A day ago.

I get screwed every night I walk into work...

 

[ticklishbbw]

Actual sex..it's been awhile. Whoever is eventually on the receiving end of these bottled up hormones better take his vitamins, and eat his wheaties!

tbbw

 

[steph]

Re: A day ago.

LMAO!
XOXO

I get screwed every night I walk into work...

 

[marcon72]

DE_MUTHER_FRIKKIN_CEMBER!!!!!!!! There, does that take the cake or do i fall short of the glory?! I dunno maybe even numbered years are bad (for me) cuz in 2003 i was doin it like on a weekly basis