How to achieve 103% in life

[TheRhythmDoctor]

The following is something that was emailed to me recently. I thought I'd share it with you.

Enjoy,
The Rhythm Doctor


Achieve 103%

Rated PG-13

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants "more than 100%."
Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%. First of all,
here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future. How does one
achieve 100% in LIFE? Begin by noting the following.

IF :

A = 1
B = 2
C = 3
D = 4
E = 5
F = 6
G = 7
H = 8
I = 9
J = 10
K = 11
L = 12
M = 13
N = 14
O = 15
P = 16
Q = 17
R = 18
S = 19
T = 20
U = 21
V = 22
W = 23
X = 24
Y = 25
Z = 26


Then:

H A R D W O R K =
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%

Similarly,

K N O W L E D G E =
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%

But interesting (and as you'd expect),

A T T I T U D E =
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%..... This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.

But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is

B U L L S H I T =
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management,
and motivational speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100%!

 

[Dave2112]

THIS is why I always swear by the LIGHTSABER.

(101%)😀

 

[shark]

I like that one RD.

 

[Scooby112211]

funny, BEER and PORN add up to 93%...*shrug* works for me 🙄

 

[guitman69]

Just so you know:

Tickle=60

Tickling=85

Ticklish=91

Make of that what you will.

 

[QBWeaver]

That means TICKLISH FEET = 127! Yahoo!

 

[Haltickling]

LOL, following this list, the best way to achieve a real good result would be a long nap:

ZZZZZZ = 156% 😀

 

[Carthoris]

Hehe my philosophy in life is better than a long nap according to this thread's theory. If I put everything off until the last minute I get the most out of life.

P+R+O+C+R+A+S+T+I+N+A+T+E = 159%

Laziness is it's own reward. 😀

 

[Flatfoot]

Brown-nosing equates to 150%.
Drinking Buddies equates to 150%
Fraternization equates to 176%
Things that make ya go "Hmmmmmm..."

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

I think that there are plenty of bad things that would get high scores, so that proves the system innefective.

 

[Flatfoot]

You're right, ForgottenTcklr. I couldn't resist, though, because at my job, we had been talking about this joke, recently, and how true it is.