I am not thread

[milagros317]

I am not glowing in the dark. 😀

 

[RobAce]

I am not eating my words.

 

[milagros317]

I am not glowing in the dark. 😀

^ last post in alphabetical order

I am not heaving cinderblocks out my window onto pedestrians below. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not insulting anyone.

 

[huskys]

I am not jumping out of jets in june 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not kicking hungry tigers in the head. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not leaping tall buildings in a single bound. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not married. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not from North Dakota.

 

[milagros317]

I am not outside standing in the slush. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not orbiting Pluto.

 

[milagros317]

I am not quoting Shakespeare in my sig. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not roasting a racoon. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not sitting sideways. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not looking through a telescope.

 

[milagros317]

I am not under a tree. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not vaulting over large objects. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not wearing a green hat today. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not having an x-ray taken.

 

[Pokey]

I am not

visiting anyone at Yuma prison

 

[milagros317]

I am not Zara-addicted, I just enjoy seeing her often. 😀

 

[Pokey]

I am not

an albatross, or at least I hope I am not

 

[milagros317]

I am not breaking windows by throwing bricks through them. 😀

 

[Pokey]

I am not

challenging anyone to a fight

 

[milagros317]

I am not dueling at high noon with pistols. 😀